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  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 hours ago

    maybe the worst thing about the decline of C is that we may never get a compiler whose executable is called thicc

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  2. 6 hours ago
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    This morning I received an unsolicited dick pic via from a man I do not know. What follows is a beautiful story I wove about an app I made up, that should exist. Enjoy!

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  4. 10 hours ago

    my kids are going to be ultra bummed if they have to go to school and I don't

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  5. 10 hours ago

    morning classes cancelled at the university: shit is getting real

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  6. 11 hours ago

    jfc the principal of the high school my kids attend was fired for driving a couple of drunk students home, instead of calling the police

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  7. 11 hours ago

    chili verde enchiladas heading to the oven!!

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  8. 12 hours ago
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  9. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    Just openly arguing that it’s good a billionaire destroyed a publication because otherwise people would cruelly make fun of business plans, which belong to the most intimate sphere of human activity

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  10. 14 hours ago

    so if writing a proposal costs a month of work time (seems like a fair guess) then I've spent 2 years out of the last 17 writing proposals

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  11. 15 hours ago

    tomorrow is lookin pretty good for my once-every-2-years ski from my front door

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  12. Retweeted
    Jan 31

    Four years ago I defeated my nemesis and what I didn’t expect is that after the thrill life would lose its purpose, sometimes I wish I had died alongside him

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  13. 17 hours ago

    I suspect this is on the low side for someone at an R1, but I don't particularly enjoy writing proposals, I don't like the overhead associated with managing grants, and I really hate inefficient use of public funds

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  14. 17 hours ago

    random information since I happen to be looking at it today: I've been a professor since 2003 and during that time I've had 8 grants funded by NSF, and had 16 proposals declined by them

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  16. Retweeted

    Performance artist generates virtual traffic jams in Google Maps by pulling a wagon full of smartphones

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  17. Feb 1

    about to see _Tesla_ at Sundance

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  19. Feb 1

    they are 💯% my heroes of course

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  20. Feb 1

    the *entire* backyard was growing in tiny little tomatillo plants. these friends are very much on twitter but I am not going to tag them.

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