McKeever

@JohnnyMcKeever

I come here for make history

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 26

    Jason Statham thinks he has COVID

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  2. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Finally some good (and fun) news Dogs can detect COVID19 by smelling armpits This pre-print investigation found that these dogs were all very good boys & girls

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  3. Jun 4

    Imagine your 70+ year old dad being pushed like this and try not to visualize strangling this world class pussy until his head explodes

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    New Tonight: Disturbing video from in Buffalo, NY shows an elderly man walk up to police in riot gear. An officer shoves the man...he falls backwards, hits his head...starts bleeding immediately...motionless. Why did this happen ?
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  4. Jun 3

    Don’t think CTE is real? Drew Brees just forgot he works with mostly black dudes.

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  5. Jun 3

    Finally some muh fuckin science

    Unfortunately, President Trump's hunch was wrong. This is why we do the science.
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    Jun 2
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    Love the phrase "bare minimum" from someone whose job is "tits."

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  7. Jun 2

    Lol

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  8. Jun 2

    Fuck this moron

    So easy to post a black square. I’m seeing people who haven’t posted in YEARS come on to post a black square. Your silence was embarrassing and now you can feel good about yourself while doing the bare minimum. This is the worst kind of virtual signaling. (1)
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  9. Jun 2

    The condescending “Let me educate you” tone is a good way to keep your like-minded followers from voting

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  10. Jun 2

    It’s pretty cool to see a timeline full of people on the same side “well, actually”ing each other while conservatives are prob just posting photos of monster trucks with trumps face on it jumping over a crying Joe Biden Prius.

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  11. Jun 1

    At the bar chilling but also tryna show off my new wallet.

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  12. May 30

    Yowza feel like everyone should be sharing this

    I'm telling y all, this does not feel right...at all...
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  13. May 28

    Ass to gut ratio is wild, villain-in-a-Pixar-movie level bonkers but this motherfucker took a running jump into pink spandies and went out in public for a coffee order that I will GUARANTEE is complicated

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  14. May 28

    People keep dragging this dude on here but I have yet to meet another person with this much confidence

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  15. May 27

    I’m a big fan of this look. Homeboy looks like if Zeus was from Orlando.

    dear men what is preventing you from looking like this
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  16. Retweeted
    May 26

    Nine year old me while my mom was on the phone telling my best friend's mom it was ok for him to sleep over...

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  17. May 24

    A friendly reminder that our show is still for sale. Tiiiiiirrrrreeeees - Pilot Episode via

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  18. May 23

    My three sons died from covid please stay home and does anyone want to buy three matching red Yamaha motorcycles that say “pussy addictz” on then please dm

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  19. May 19

    Cassie: it’s 3am why are you making so much noise in the fridge? Me, sleepwalking:

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  20. May 18

    A good way to tell I’ve had too many afternoon drinks is when I start to think my opinion on politics matters.

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  21. May 17

    Catastrophe is the funniest and most genuine show I’ve ever watched. Couldn’t recommend it more.

    Hearing so many ppl feel “let down” or “betrayed” by lackluster lockdown TV programming. May I recommend Catastrophe, whose 4 seasons rate an average of “100” on Rotten Tomatoes?
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