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Great. I've wanted to ride Chris Evans for a while now.https://twitter.com/ComicBookNOW/status/877721303318487040 …
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Oh... I spoke too soon. Scruffy in the opening bar, yes ma'am. Clean shaven when they start the expedition?
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I generally don't find Tom Hiddleston attractive, but he could GET IT in Kong: Skull Island.
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We have achieved sun. A brown, angry ocean, but sun!
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That vodka tweet had nothing to do with the fact that I just heard the term liberal snowflake used in the other room.
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Upgrade your mimosas. Add in a splash of Deep Eddy Ruby Red Grapefruit vodka. You'll thank me.
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I didn't have any nightmares last night, but DAMN was The Babadook scary. We're all reading about the film this morning.
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Here's the thing about healthcare: One way or another, the health of other people will cost you something.
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That was a beautifully done, scary, and fucked up movie. Excellent example of using genre storytelling to tell a very human story.
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Okay, the TV fucking turned itself off while we were watching The Babadook (all huddled together on the floor)
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The solstice is like a stars song, hopeful because it's the first day of summer but depressing because from now on every day gets darker
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Nephew plays the Satan's Alley trailer from Tropic Thunder. "Oh this is SO funny!" Me: Well you're not the one it's insulting...
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When they say cloudy weather can still get you sun, they aren't kidding. My pale gay ass got sunburned in a tropical storm.
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There may be no sun, and the wind just exfoliated my face but that ain't going to stop me from enjoying the beach.pic.twitter.com/txLSRK9DIj
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Every night we have a family movie followed by a scary movie. Tonight, in honor of Pride Month, we're watching The Babadookpic.twitter.com/VuryKSqxpn
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I'm hosting a big summer readalong of the Prospero's War series at Goodreads. Come join us!https://www.goodreads.com/group/show/222908-prospero-s-war-readalong …
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My nephews have never seen
#Scream before. We're fixing that tonight! https://www.instagram.com/p/BVlknsbBg87/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
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