John

@johnnie_cakes

Reader, theatergoer, book slinger, & live-music lover living in Houston with my husband and cats.

Houston, TX
Joined October 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 20

    What do you call them?

  2. Retweeted
    Jun 21

    Great. I've wanted to ride Chris Evans for a while now.

  3. 11 hours ago
    Replying to

    Oh... I spoke too soon. Scruffy in the opening bar, yes ma'am. Clean shaven when they start the expedition? 🤷🏼‍♂️

  4. 11 hours ago

    I generally don't find Tom Hiddleston attractive, but he could GET IT in Kong: Skull Island.

  5. 18 hours ago

    We have achieved sun. A brown, angry ocean, but sun!

  6. 22 hours ago
    Replying to

    That vodka tweet had nothing to do with the fact that I just heard the term liberal snowflake used in the other room.

  7. 22 hours ago

    Upgrade your mimosas. Add in a splash of Deep Eddy Ruby Red Grapefruit vodka. You'll thank me.

  8. 23 hours ago

    I didn't have any nightmares last night, but DAMN was The Babadook scary. We're all reading about the film this morning.

  9. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    Here's the thing about healthcare: One way or another, the health of other people will cost you something.

  10. Jun 21
    Replying to

    That was a beautifully done, scary, and fucked up movie. Excellent example of using genre storytelling to tell a very human story.

  11. Jun 21

    Okay, the TV fucking turned itself off while we were watching The Babadook (all huddled together on the floor)

  12. Retweeted
    Jun 21

    The solstice is like a stars song, hopeful because it's the first day of summer but depressing because from now on every day gets darker

  13. Jun 21

    Nephew plays the Satan's Alley trailer from Tropic Thunder. "Oh this is SO funny!" Me: Well you're not the one it's insulting...

  14. Jun 21
  15. Jun 21

    When they say cloudy weather can still get you sun, they aren't kidding. My pale gay ass got sunburned in a tropical storm.

  16. Retweeted
    Jun 20

    What do you call them?

  17. Jun 21

    There may be no sun, and the wind just exfoliated my face but that ain't going to stop me from enjoying the beach.

  18. Jun 21
  19. Jun 21

    Every night we have a family movie followed by a scary movie. Tonight, in honor of Pride Month, we're watching The Babadook

  20. Retweeted
    Jun 21

    I'm hosting a big summer readalong of the Prospero's War series at Goodreads. Come join us!

  21. Jun 20

    My nephews have never seen before. We're fixing that tonight!

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