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Cust: I need the bathroom. Me: It’s out of order. The toilet isn’t flushing properly. Cust: it’s okay, I just won’t flush. Me: IT IS NOT OKAY, IT IS OUT OF ORDER!!!
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I’m coming out of the closet as someone who hates it when Trump supporters use the language of the closet to attempt to construct a false narrative of oppression around their shitty politics.
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I cannot begin to tell you guys how excited I am to be a part of
@MarkDoesStuff's upcoming book tour. Preorder ANGER IS A GIFT, and click through to see if any of the stops are in your area!https://twitter.com/MarkDoesStuff/status/981587382561632258 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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We can’t tell you how honored we are to get to host one of these events, or how excited John is to have
@MarkDoesStuff and@MikalebRoehrig at the store!https://twitter.com/ew/status/981578625748217856 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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I’m literally crying in an aisle at
#TXLA2018. Y’all,@torteen is sending me on tour with@JasonReynolds83,@getnicced,@MikalebRoehrig,@sam_aye_ahm, and many, many others.


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You guys!!!!! Guess whose store is on the list?
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I'm about to go sell books at an off-site. I'm taking ANGER IS A GIFT with me to finish. So if you see me sobbing in a corner somewhere, it's all
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Do not co-opt the process of gay people “coming out” with *white* women’s archaic political viewshttps://twitter.com/thehill/status/981207456767496193 …
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It is important to remember at this moment in history that if two billionaires are fighting, both of them can be terrible people whose souls escaped their bodies decades ago. You don't have to pick a side.
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as an events person, most of the books i put forward for displays and features are or were event books from nice authors, regardless of how the event went. even years later. so this holds up beyond handselling.https://twitter.com/ChristaDesir/status/981323514761367553 …
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Bookseller Me would like to remind authors that we’ve all had events where no or only a few people showed up. Do NOT fret. Befriend the bookseller. We’re the ones on the front lines handselling your books bc you’re excellent human beings.
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I can't remember the last time a book gave me that tight in the chest feeling that this one does. Probably not since TWO BOYS KISSING.
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I can't begin to tell you what reading
@MarkDoesStuff's IS A GIFT is like. The urgency in this book, the anger, the passion, the hope, and the joy. It's all there leaping from the page. I really don't want to do anything but go home and finish it.Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Tonight, I’m heading to Dallas for
@TXLA for#TXLA2018. I’m so excited! Here’s what I’m up to, so please say hello if you’re around!pic.twitter.com/nPUIoj2zv4
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I'm 80 pages into ANGER IS A GIFT by
@MarkDoesStuff, and the way he can make you switch from pure joy as Moss sets up a date, to the unbearable tension of a student getting pulled out class for a locker search is astounding.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Ghostface is in the neighborhood!https://twitter.com/abc13houston/status/980998375142252544 …
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It's the kind of thing an editor would catch, but I know this author got a new editor a couple of books ago. Maybe the new one just isn't that familiar with the previous books, and the author isn't as aware of how often they use this plot device.
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Because that happens in almost every one of these. Usually around the 100 page mark. So now I'm torn between wanting to finish the book so I don't fall behind in the series and really not being in the mood for this.
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I'm reading the latest book in a series I like, but I'm starting to feel like every book is the same. 2 pages later... Oh, the main character is being followed. I bet his stalker will be accidentally killed... And exactly that happens.
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John Retweeted
GANG!
I am so excited to announce that the latest review of WHITE RABBIT glows—with an actual star!
VOYA Magazine gave it a "perfect ten" (and a star!) and had some really nice things to say beyond just the quote below. Full text in the link! http://voyamagazine.com/2018/03/29/april-2018-perfect-tens/ …pic.twitter.com/YIyJWOS8bx
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