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@johnmarksalmon

Senior Web Designer at with a very short attention span and wow this coffee is good.

Washington, D.C.
johnsalmon.co
Joined March 2012
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  1. Jun 7

    *thinks about stock image that captures brand values GOT IT

  2. Jun 2

    *inner child screaming* Totoro theme park 💪🏻

  3. May 30

    Kinda sad that I've gone this far into reading Dyson user reviews and have yet to read a "This vaccum sucks" pun.

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  4. May 28

    May the GIF be with you

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  5. Retweeted
    May 17

    WOMEN 👏 IN 👏 TECH 👏 Tomorrow we are celebrating one of our teammates among them:

    7 retweets 16 likes
  6. May 16

    Facebook Ad Narrative: when you're hanging with your yogi bros, then remember you're a nerd.

    2 retweets 2 likes
  7. May 16

    "Important information should never be conveyed by color alone." 💯💯💯

    5 likes
  8. May 10

    I am an alien👽

    1 retweet 3 likes
  9. Apr 24

    The irony of possibly unsubscribing from Unroll.me hasn't been lost on me.

    1 like
  10. Apr 1

    The web is for Fools

  11. Mar 31

    My Google Maps turned into Ms. Pac-Man

    1 like
  12. Mar 22

    One of the best animes / shows I've ever watched. Please please please don't suck.

  13. Mar 7

    Still v weird that Spotify isn’t on Apple Watch, BUT…

  14. Mar 6

    “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to use Bitmoji.” - Edmund Burke

    1 like
  15. Mar 2

    First Sunrise, and now my ReVines have been been deleted from my profile. Technology you fickle beast 👊🏻

    1 like
  16. Mar 2

    Zero calories, all sparkling 🎉

    7 likes
  17. Mar 2

    What a day. What a lovely day! 🎉

    3 likes
  18. Feb 13

    This is not helpful

    1 like
  19. Jan 28

    🤔

    Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional.
    1 reply 1 like
  20. Jan 27

    New shirt "It's after 6. What am I, a farmer?"

    1 reply 4 likes

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