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We’re upgrading our regular toilet to one of those fancy Japanese ones that opens itself and washes your butt. Apparently our contractor decided there should be a toilet-less transition period.
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I'm weak! What are y'all gonna do until then??
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We have other bathrooms!
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Ha, okay Sir. Good to know!
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Did you seriously think they live in a house with just the one bathroom? Hahahaha
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Girl, bye!
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@johnlegend Cause all of TOTO loves all of you, we love your curves and all your edges.pic.twitter.com/3HINmDbExR
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I got a little ~flushed~ from laughing so hard.
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When a goddess like Chrissy becomes a frantic woman with a distressed bladder staring at an empty space where she expected a toilet, & a glorious talent like John is now a hapless husband fecklessly mumbling, "I can explain." I've never felt a stronger bond with all of humanity.
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This made me laugh more than I would like to admit.
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I remember I spent a whole day looking for a 'normal' toilet while out for the day in Turkey. All were like that and had no toilet roll around. I held it in until we got back to the hotel
should've done my homework 
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You cannot do that to a pregnant woman. Ever.
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Are you sure you had a toilet or was it a john legend?
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Tuesday morning my hometown high school had a shooting which resulted in two students passing away and ever since then I’ve felt hollow and empty and down, but this made me cheer up a little. I love y’all so much please never stop being y’all
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It’s the weeklong toilet detox, meant to make you more thankful when your new toilet arrives.
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