We’re upgrading our regular toilet to one of those fancy Japanese ones that opens itself and washes your butt. Apparently our contractor decided there should be a toilet-less transition period.
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He rented it out on ToiletBnB for $50 a night.
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This exchange tho
the fact that mans had to tweet his explanation!? I’m DONE.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#ContractorLogic- remove old toilet weeks BEFORE new one arrives.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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No, just no
@johnlegend , prego women need a quick place to go...come on, man...bladder be like...pic.twitter.com/0HxDTtOTssThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Nothing good ever comes after "I can explain"
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Please do. We wanna know why you had ole girl with no potty
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She supposed to go in the liddole bowl sink thingy...
@chrissyteigen I think@johnlegend had you messed up tbh with this no
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When a husband starts a sentence with 'I can explain', it's sure to become...interesting
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Gotta replace a toilet like this John
#cmonmanpic.twitter.com/TFfO5XbLPG
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I can’t believe you did this to a pregnant woman.
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Album title: “I can explain”
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Awesome idea; however, not when your wife is pregnant.
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John stole the John and now there's no place to piddle - it's a thing
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I am so invested in finding out what happened to y'all's toilet.
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