That moment when in a quiet room your stomach is rumbling so loud other people look over ....... #blametheguynexttoyou
@andyroddick I always blame puddy for that. Farts too. Even when he's not there
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@johnlegend@andyroddick this is public you know. -
@chrissyteigen@johnlegend@andyroddick all I know is that Chrissy doesn't fart so she would have no idea what you are talking about, Johnny -
@BrooklynDecker@johnlegend@andyroddick I don't even have a butt hole. -
@chrissyteigen@johnlegend@andyroddick she said butt hole. -
@BrooklynDecker@johnlegend@andyroddick ol' snaps and claps is in the air but he can verify I have no butthole upon landing. -
@chrissyteigen@BrooklynDecker@andyroddick I have landed. All I know is girls don't poop. - 2 more replies
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@johnlegend@andyroddick ahahahah...better than blaming the girlsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@johnlegend:@andyroddick I always blame puddy for that. Farts too. Is "puddy"@chrissyteigen's nickname?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@johnlegend@andyroddick The give away is when the fart is on keyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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