The president wakes up every morning, gets dressed, looks in the mirror at his scrotum-level tie length and says, "Perfect!" That will never not bother me
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Go Bengals!
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We can agree on that. Have a good one JL.
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Oh, now that is hardcore.
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You're a good sport, can't deny that.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Why do you engage with such obvious bots?
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Not a bot. Next thing you know you're gonna follow with an edgy Trump joke.
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Why the numbers then? Were
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Because when you sign up for Twitter you can come up with a username or pic one of the options Twitter generates instantly. I chose the first one I saw because it made my life easier in the moment. Do any of you lefties understand how Twitter works?
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