I just wanted a paper shaped pancake
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My favorite quote from the whole show. First time I watched it, I knew he was about to fuck up "how the tables have turned" and couldn't think how he could possibly do that. Genuis
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Oh it’s definitely a stand-out and a very Michael Scott thing to say. Another one that comes to mind that’s in the same ballpark as this one is, “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
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"I have flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody wirh my car. Sopic.twitter.com/plZJ398FhZ
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Should have invested in Scott’s Tots. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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All the laptop batteries you could ever want!

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Wait.. they're lithium!
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This line kills me!
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you've made the list of people Ryan Howard will get back at.pic.twitter.com/Stz1c9FliZ
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FIRE-D GUY
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