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Perfect very nice day. http://instagram.com/p/uRcBavnSCv/
You are an animal RT @lord_roscoe: It's Friday and I'm ready to party! #feelingfrisky 
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Apologies in advance for my feet, @TSA.
Please stop @pantybypost. I'm not here for this.
It's a thing. RT @jacelumley: "throw 'em in my Paris bag." -@johnjannuzzi #tgif
ATTN: @GQMagazine is hiring a sittings assistant to help @gqfashion out with shoots etc., exp. req'd. Hit up mina_yoo at condenast dot com.
10 points to house jannuzzi motherfucker
I stand with @davidchang on the beer front.
At this rate, they're going to tell us that one of the nurses exposed to Ebola hosted a citywide kissing contest over the weekend.
The king of West Broadway http://instagram.com/p/uQQiHaHSKL/
Love @LuckyMagazine? Love @RealGrumpyCat? Yes! Vote: @Adweek #hotlist for best reborn mag! http://www.adweek.com/news/press/whats-your-favorite-magazine-159815 … pic.twitter.com/OCA2aix1Mh
Farewell, sweet iPod. RT @GQMagazine: The last days of disco and the death of the iPod classic http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/2014/10/ipod-classic-eulogy.html … pic.twitter.com/P8eXSWB5K3
if i followed my dreams i'd end up in a city full of talking pandas where it rains chocolate and i'm king of everything. everything.
i'm a siiiiize healthy (42 waist with a balloon seat, right?"
"he's with a patient right now." "don't you know who the fuck i is?"
That reminds me, it's almost vicuna season.
Destroy him. RT @eiffeltyler: Oh no the weird guy with the cat on his head is way way further uptown than normal :/
Follow your heart and it will literally bring you back to where you started. It's the circulatory system.
Spider Lived Inside Tourist’s Body For 3 Days After Burrowing Into His Skin Through A Scar http://www.buzzfeed.com/richardhjames/a-spider-lived-inside-this-tourists-body-for-3-days-after-bu?utm_term=34hn7r9 … via @richjamesuk
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