Johni Rico

@johnirico

Tel-Aviv
Joined February 2011
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    How many hours of sleep do you actually need?

    2 replies 12 retweets 23 likes
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    Jun 5

    When your impulse to mansplain is so strong you try to mansplain the Bible to the actual Pope.

    544 replies 8,387 retweets 19,987 likes
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    Jun 5
    Replying to

    Still shaking over this. Dan Aykroyd. Not Dan Ackroyd. I'm trembling and can't keep any food down.

    162 replies 111 retweets 3,066 likes
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    Jun 4

    There's never been a terrorist attack at a dildo factory. Dildo factory workers are all armed with dildos. Draw your own conclusions.

    There's never been a terrorist attack at a Nascar race. Nascar fans are all armed. Draw your own conclusions
    547 replies 22,915 retweets 64,793 likes
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    Jun 3

    TFW you're just trying to party on the bridge of the Enterprise but Picard is being a real jerk

    and
    2 replies 32 retweets 154 likes
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    Jun 3

    Ha.

    792 replies 137,909 retweets 238,719 likes
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    Jun 1

    If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides. — Yiddish proverb

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    Jun 1

    A cartoon by Kim Warp. See more cartoons with the New Yorker Today app:

    13 replies 511 retweets 832 likes
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    Jun 1

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    May 30

    *wakes up* Oh, jefe... *goes back to sleep*

    Replying to @alicialutes
    It's time - what rhymes with ?
    138 replies 3,254 retweets 16,819 likes
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    May 31

    Wake up. Realize that I'm quoted in the NYT covfefe article. Read Trump's feed. Experience covfefestalgia. Go back to sleep.

    6 replies 25 retweets 746 likes
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    May 30

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  13. Retweeted
    May 30

    I have been summoned to this world. I know not why.

    531 replies 16,688 retweets 41,599 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 30

    Thank you, internet, thank you. 😂

    423 replies 31,530 retweets 61,395 likes
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    May 30

    It's pronounced, "Kvothe."

    273 replies 3,831 retweets 15,226 likes
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    May 25

    My daughter actually submitted this feedback at school. Not sure if I should ground her or buy her ice cream...

    11,600 replies 164,883 retweets 533,092 likes
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    May 22

    You know what it's not the time for? Your opinion on Ariana Grande and teen girl culture.

    230 replies 35,641 retweets 99,291 likes
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    May 23
    Replying to

    Compare the note Donald Trump just left at Yad Vashem to the note Hillary Clinton left at Yad Vashem.

    578 replies 6,375 retweets 10,954 likes
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    May 23

    A wonderful story. h/t to

    What a story. RIP
    9 replies 458 retweets 2,747 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 24

    "Forgive me, me."

    3 replies 9 retweets 115 likes

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