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    John Hornor Jacobs‏Verified account @johnhornor 14 Apr 2021

    John Hornor Jacobs Retweeted Game of Thrones

    They gave Zack Snyder 70 something million bucks to "fix" Justice League. Fix season 8. You could probably do it in three episodes.https://twitter.com/GameOfThrones/status/1382390104124239874 …

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    Winter is coming.
    1:31 pm - 14 Apr 2021
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      2. John Hornor Jacobs‏Verified account @johnhornor 14 Apr 2021

        I don't know if I ever laid out how I thought GoT shat the bed, but I guess I'll put it out here now. Shit started going sideways once they ran out of map that was provided by the books. We all know this. And they're tv writers (not a bad thing) but...

        6 replies . 10 retweets 166 likes
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      3. John Hornor Jacobs‏Verified account @johnhornor 14 Apr 2021

        Sometimes writing for television has different pressures than writing for fiction. So, I'm convince that the showrunners began with every intention of following GRRM's story but then, well, errbody loved Jon Snow.

        1 reply . 6 retweets 98 likes
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      4. John Hornor Jacobs‏Verified account @johnhornor 14 Apr 2021

        Let's be honest and I think I'll be right when sometime in the far future the last book is published: Jon Snow was supposed to get his head chopped off by Danerys. It would fulfill his character arc perfectly. He would die just as his spiritual true father died

        5 replies . 4 retweets 101 likes
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      5. John Hornor Jacobs‏Verified account @johnhornor 14 Apr 2021

        Showrunner 1: Jon Snow is too popular to kill off. So what are we two intrepid tv writers do? We'll have him kill Danerys! It's perfect. Because she's a tyrant and all the guilt and fucked-up-ness of their incest. Showrunner 2: Done

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      6. John Hornor Jacobs‏Verified account @johnhornor 14 Apr 2021

        Showrunner 1: Ummm. Oopsies. Then that means we're gonna have two incestuous women-killing murders at the end. Because Jaime is prophesized to kill Cersei SR 2: Everyone thinks that will be Tyrion SR 1: Still. We can't have 2 dudes killing their aunt or sister/lovers

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      7. John Hornor Jacobs‏Verified account @johnhornor 14 Apr 2021

        SR 2: So, we give Jon Snow the Jaime ending and then we give Jaime... SR 1: I don't know. A sword fight and then dying in Cersei's arms. Who cares. Everybody will be stunned by the Hound's finale

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      8. John Hornor Jacobs‏Verified account @johnhornor 14 Apr 2021

        SR 2: But Arya is supposed to kill Cersei! SR 1: Yeah, but we fucked up and had her kill the Night King. We can't have her killing everyone. SR 2: Why did we have her kill the Night King again? SR 1: Fuck if I know but it sounded cool in the writer's room

        3 replies . 5 retweets 121 likes
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      9. John Hornor Jacobs‏Verified account @johnhornor 14 Apr 2021

        And so on and so forth. Once you start shuffling endings around because of fan favorites, the center cannot hold, etc

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      2. Baba Yaga Coming For Pooty‏ @DianeKelly 14 Apr 2021
        Replying to @johnhornor

        It still stings how bad both 7 and 8 are, but 8 was insultingly stupid.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 87 likes
      3. John Hornor Jacobs‏Verified account @johnhornor 14 Apr 2021
        Replying to @DianeKelly

        Yeah, it's crazy how you could take all that promise and momentum and just... shit the bed like that

        4 replies . 0 retweets 67 likes
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