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I am an author (Looking for Alaska, The Fault in Our Stars, etc.), a YouTuber (vlogbrothers, crashcourse, etc.), and a person who does not cast movies.

Joined December 2008
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    John Green Verified account ‏@johngreen Mar 14

    Spent my morning explaining to a two-year-old why she now has to wake up while it's still dark because our government changed the time.

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    8:24 AM - 14 Mar 2016
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      1. Tyler Oakley ‏@tyleroakley Mar 14

        @johngreen just blame everything on aliens with this one

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      3. John Green ‏@johngreen Mar 14

        @tyleroakley Sounds like a promising social experiment.

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      1. Brian McConkey ‏@brianmconkey Mar 14

        @johngreen ... so if that is your biggest problem in life, want to swap lives?

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      2. John Green ‏@johngreen Mar 14

        @brianmconkey it is not in my top 10 biggest problems, but I try to keep the big, existentially significant problems off Twitter. ;)

        0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Brian McConkey ‏@brianmconkey Mar 14

        @johngreen 😀😎

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      1. Maureen Johnson ‏@maureenjohnson Mar 14

        @johngreen isn't it great?!?!??!

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      3. dan sinker ‏@dansinker Mar 14

        @maureenjohnson @johngreen Maureen.

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      4. Maureen Johnson ‏@maureenjohnson Mar 14

        @dansinker @johngreen YAY!!!!!!!

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      6. Mike Monteiro ‏@monteiro Mar 14

        @maureenjohnson @dansinker @johngreen What's your stance on swans, Mr. Zoo Director?

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      7. dan sinker ‏@dansinker Mar 14

        @monteiro @maureenjohnson @johngreen elegant but annoying.

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      1. Mark Graham ‏@unclegrambo Mar 14

        @johngreen I love how much you hate Daylight Savings Time.

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    1. Lauren Fairweather ‏@laurenfairwx Mar 14

      @johngreen I'm right there with her. My three month old has no problem getting up when it's still dark out, unfortunately.

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      1. Sarah Emery ‏@appifanie Mar 14

        @johngreen which is easier than "why do I have to go to bed with the sun is still out" at least.

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    2. Aditi Rajvanshi ‏@YTAditi Mar 14

      @johngreen I am 30 & explaining it to myself is hard! New to the US so my first cycle of the daylight jazz, but boy does it mess with you!

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      1. Sean Titone ‏@therealseant Mar 14

        @johngreen Which presidential candidate will run on a platform of abolishing daylight savings time? Also, the penny.

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