John Gross

@johngee

Advertising/digital nerd, Colorado-native/Oregonian by adoption. Fervent Duck and Bronco fan. Fond of slashes. My tweets.

Portland, OR
Joined March 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 4

    Daughter just heard OSU fight song ... "that's the worst fight song I've ever heard." So proud.

    1 reply 14 retweets 84 likes
  2. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    [creating squirrels] GOD: How about a nice bushy tail? ANGEL: Perfect. GOD: Now give it some cocaine, lmao. ANGEL: Wtf.

    6 replies 322 retweets 709 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    . to Coats: “I think your unwillingness to answer a very basic question speaks volumes”

    Unwillingness
    See more at cnn.com
    34 replies 101 retweets 166 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    2016-17 scorecard: M 🏀 Fin 4 W 🏀 Elite 8 M 🏌🏻finals W XC 🏆 M 🎾 T25 W tumble #2 W ⚾️ WCWS W indoor TF 🏆 W & M TF NCAAs My 🦆= 🔥!

    1 reply 55 retweets 159 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Genius. Whoever did this 👏

    288 replies 14,287 retweets 43,132 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 4
    Replying to

    Hi Tami, sorry for any troubles. Can you DM some details on where you experience went south? -Ryan

    648 replies 9,999 retweets 32,399 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 30

    New York's hottest nightclub is . It has everything: Russian entanglements, spray tans, creepy handshakes, surprise trade wars.

    820 replies 24,073 retweets 53,398 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 27

    A group of drunk white people is called a 'Sweet Caroline'.

    67 replies 2,277 retweets 7,488 likes
  9. May 25

    That drive by Lebron is a signature move. Wow. Reminds me of Jordan switching hands mid-air against the Lakers.

  10. Retweeted
    May 24

    Out here, we body slam each other instead of shaking hands. I typed this on a beaver.

    Politicians always need to keep their cool. But what would most Montana men do if "body slammed" for no reason by another man?
    80 replies 2,603 retweets 10,921 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 24

    The Addams Family reboot sucks

    1 reply 97 retweets 191 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 19

    FADE IN: AIRFORCE 1 Trump: Is the WiFi working yet? Kellyanne: (nervously) Uh, no. Damn, Gogo! Would you like a book? THEY LAUGH. FADE OUT

    16 replies 94 retweets 651 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 18

    God has one hell of a grunge band today. Say hello to heaven, Chris Cornell. Kurt Cobain Layne Staley Andrew Wood

    53 replies 719 retweets 1,336 likes
  14. May 17

    Had it. Wanted it. Wanted it. Wanted it. Had it. Wanted. Wanted. Had a couple.

    1983.
  15. May 15

    Oh that IE joke ... that's brutal. I love it.

    15 Brutal SFW Insults You Can Use Anytime, Anywhere -
  16. May 15

    Brilliant.

    HOW
  17. May 12

    Some great work from . Post a pic of this mural in Director Park this weekend and YOU can win!

    2 likes
  18. May 11

    In watching the NBA combine, among players in first game who've impressed: Jordan Bell, Moritz Wagner, Rawle Alkins.
  19. Retweeted
    May 11

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders is every customer service manager at the Comcast billing office

    97 replies 945 retweets 3,350 likes
  20. May 8

    Needs a trademark. So proprietary.

    BREAKING: Agency's Funnel Diagram To Solve All Of Client's Problems

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