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Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay. Sirius/XM #121 M-F 2-5pm ET.

NYC, LA & The Beautiful South
Joined April 2009

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  1. "Dude, it's like, just a freakin' pond, yo." - Henry Thoreau's old Frat buddy.

  2. Oedipus got with his mom and had to claw out his eyes but Marty McFly gets 2 sequels.

  3. You are in fact allowed to judge movies by the font they use for the opening credits.

  4. I was once killed on an episode of 'CSI' and became the first actor they ever had to darken to play a corpse.

  5. If insurance co's are dicks, and Obama passes a law to make them less dickish, but they find new ways to be dicks, it proves Obama's a dick.

  6. Today we're joined 4-5pm ET by the comedic nirvana trinity of and on

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    Joining @ 3 to discuss ! Check out my team's ep. of that tackles the topic: .

  8. Trump uses Lewinsky and Cosby to slam Hillary Clinton; but don't worry I'm sure the media won't give him coverage for it.

  9. If someone says 'I'm not telling you how to do your job' they're probably in the middle of telling you how to do your job.

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    Cry at everything or never cry!

  11. Yeah! And I heard he didn't cry at the end of 'Beaches' OR 'Marley and Me!'

  12. best part is how her bio boasts of her Christianity.

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    It had to happen!

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  14. I hate how all these people Chris Brown violently assaults keep trying to keep him down.

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    Nobody wants your fucking guns! It's your job, benefits, retirement and vote that are goners.

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    RISK! SF with Kevin Allison and guests & more 7:30pm @TheCafeDuNord 1/15/16: on

  17. Ted Cruz reminds you he renounced his Canadian citizenship, & the evil socialized health care that allowed his mom a safe affordable birth.

  18. Just watched TSA make an elderly disabled man leave his wheelchair & submit to a body-scan pic- but strangely, it didn't make me feel safer.

  19. Juliette Binoche in a Godzilla film. Had to happen one day.

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    I'm pro gun. I have no argument with President Obama. Background checks are 0 stress. Unless you're a criminal

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