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@johnemonteith

I only follow positive people; if someone's twitter becomes a hatefest, goodbye, they're gone

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    Now imagine if they had given up on the idea of black holes prior to this moment, simply because someone said, "I don't care about 'influence', if you can't see them, they're not there."

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  2. 3. velj

    At least until after the election, you pompous twats.

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  3. 3. velj

    I don't care what your beliefs are. I really don't. But if you actively and vocally shit on other people's beliefs, can you blame them for warming to whichever candidate condescends to them? I don't base my vote on it, but I dare say there are plenty who do. Reserve judgment.

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  4. 3. velj

    Heard a load of bollocks online about Trump "using religion" to get elected/re-elected, as though that option is being denied the "other team" --honestly, if you don't want him to serve another term, why don't YOU try throwing a bone to the majority of voters?

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  6. 3. velj

    I think everyone, but especially , should give a try Just search "Jon Richardson" on YouTube, there's loads of his stand-up comedy, and he's just ... well, you'll have to see for yourself

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  7. 3. velj

    DM me for details, or whatever. I'm not trying to work too hard for this; I don't want to feel like I talked you into this. Don't make it weird. Just send money.

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  8. 3. velj

    Hi folks! I don't have a Go-Fund-Me or a Ko-Fi. In fact I don't need money at all. Heck, I know LOTS of more deserving people in REAL NEED of your money. But their needs are enormous, and mine are trivial. Make yourself feel better VERY CHEAPLY by sending me cash!

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    24. stu 2019.

    The Joseph story from the Bible is basically Kill Bill but he forgives his brothers for leaving him to die instead of hunting them down one by one and murdering them creatively.

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    22. sij

    Apollo 16 sent two men to walk on the moon - Charlie Duke and John Young. Five months earlier, Duke had a very bad case of the flu, during which he experienced a remarkably vivid, incredibly creepy dream. We thought you might enjoy it, so here it is reproduced in full:

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  11. 13. sij

    I am second only to Bob the Builder when it comes to Love For Sandwiches, so I am on the edge of my seat as regards the final revelation of the Sandwich Recipe In Question, so if anyone tunes in and receives it, please @ me, kthxbai

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  12. 13. sij

    And for the astute among you, let us not forget that Ross Geller (sp?) gifted us all with The Moist-Maker, a *true* innovation in sandwich technology, and asked for NOTHING in return except that people PLEASE STOP EATING HIS FOOD FROM THE FRIDGE.

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  13. 13. sij

    But then you must ask yourself: assuming that the recipe is God's Own Sandwich Recipe, what is to stop anyone from paying for the recipe, and then simply adding an olive on top, skewered with a toothpick, and calling it their own "intellectual property"?

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  14. 13. sij

    So, first of all, you have to read about the Plight of the Sandwich Innovator, and try to get through it without laughing, rolling your eyes, or slowly lowering your head down and resting it on the table/desk in front of you.

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    Best thing you’ll see all day...

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    8. sij

    "What'll you give me for this?" he said, handing her a photograph. "Eh. Not much. Couple nouns, maybe an adjective," she said. "What? But a picture is worth a thousand words!" "Sure, from the discount bin. Knock yourself out." He scowled as he dug through the heap of adverbs.

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  17. 5. sij
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  18. Dude thought he was being gaslighted by a high school theater program.

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  19. The musical Wicked shows how easily people consume and assimilate a false narrative in the news. I just read comments on a performance of The Wizard of Oz where the person legit believed it was all a propaganda piece because they'd already heard the "true" story elsewhere. /1

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    It’s that time again. To be forswunk (13th century) is to be exhausted from overworking. To be foreswunk is to be exhausted before you even begin.

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  21. Dirty bird! I didn't come on Twitter for the Kama Sutra! Phone your mum and apologize!

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