John Markley

@johndrewmarkley

Nerd. Loser. Basement-dweller. Has been in an actual fistfight over River City Ransom. Formerly at The Escapist Magazine.

Joined December 2015

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Aug 2018

    "It’s not me. It’s my Engine. It will work when I cannot. It will examine and determine and choose and, at last, act. "It will do all this while I cower inside."

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  2. 7 hours ago

    Update: Never mind, I've figured out a solution ^_^

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  3. 8 hours ago

    The "social experiment" justification is obvious nonsense, so I'm wondering what the hell Punisher's and "Ellie's" long-term plan was.

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    15 hours ago
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    I now have some significant questions about Hogwarts birth control methods 😐

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    14 hours ago
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    I was an adult when Harry Potter came out, yet you've still somehow managed to ruin my childhood.

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    Looking forward to this ride at Universal.

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    13 hours ago
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    this is the opposite of worldbuilding

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  8. 9 hours ago

    Is there a way to prevent games from detecting an Xbox One controller plugged into my PC? I want to use it for keyboard inputs via Xpadder except a lot of games refuse to let me do that because there's no option to disable gamepad controls

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    23 hours ago

    Bezos: I will unlock the secret of eternal life and my empire will reign forever Musk: Going to get a goth GF and go to space McAfee: I’ve run the numbers and here’s how I can fuck a whale

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  10. 11 hours ago

    Wait is that thing about how people in Harry Potter used to just shit on the floor real or a joke

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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    You miss every shot you don't take. And taking a lot of stupid shots gets you kicked off the team, making it impossible to ever shoot again.

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  12. 11 hours ago

    Watching streaming Lucius III and it's one of the shittiest-looking games I've ever seen. Come join me!

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    21 hours ago

    Hell in Doom has never had bathrooms. Demons constantly shit everywhere and it petrifies into rock. All the landscapes of Hell are made out of fossilized shit. The citadels are made of shit bricks. I hope this deepens your appreciation for the series.

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    11 hours ago

    Presented without comment

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    Jan 3

    Neon Genesis Evangelion

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    Jan 4
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    Jan 4
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  20. 18 hours ago

    This has been an extremely intense day. Still going to stream in a little bit though.

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  21. 18 hours ago

    And again I'm repeating myself, but: The fact that the American-dominated Anglophone video games press consistently shows less understanding of American politics and history than a game by French-Canadians where you can bring an attack bear into a firefight is shameful.

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