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John David Ebert

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Author of Art After Metaphysics, The Age of Catastrophe, The New Media Invasion and Dead Celebrities Living Icons.

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    John David Ebert‏ @johndavidebert Mar 24

    What a generation of DUDS: Jim Jefferies, Bill, Burr, Dave Chapelle. These guys SUCK! What happened to the geniuses: Jerry Seinfeld, Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, Norm MacDonald, Kevin Nealon. What's going on here? A lowering of standards, apparently.

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      1. frank chapel‏ @Omnipath Mar 24
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        Youre having a “in my day” moment old man.

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      1. blesseraux‏ @blesseraux Mar 24
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        Seinfeld over Chapelle? Funny, u say no one is funny anymore due to PC. Chapelle is about the only mainstream comedian challenging the standard these days. His white grand dragon & recent riffs on #metoo are comedy (and political) gold. Seinfeld is cute, but not much more.

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      1. Info-Machina‏ @BattleSphaira Mar 25
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        I like this guy but hes lost me on this. Chappelle, Burr, Stewart Lee arent funny cos PC outrage? Proof is Sinefeld and Robin Williams. Guys huffing paint

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      1. Michael Garfield  🌿‏ @michaelgarfield Mar 26
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        Give yourself some @shanecomedy, @johndavidebert - his standup on psychedelics is AMAZING and he's also got a cool science podcast you might be a fit for as a science-literate philosopher type...

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      1. Daniel Nyari‏ @danielnyari Mar 25
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        Chapelle still shows phantom signs of brilliance but unfortunately even he got swallowed up in the recent moral panic. Transgressions seem to have moved out to the fringes. I encourage you to check out "Million Dollar Extreme: World Peace" for example.

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      1. Mac Writes‏ @MacWrites_ Mar 24
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        lol you totally lost me man. How the hell do you think jerry seinfeld is funnier than dave chappelle?

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      1. Info-Machina‏ @BattleSphaira Mar 24
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        Mate, I love you to bits. I respect you, I listen to you. But Chappelle isnt as funny as Williams? I dont get this

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      1. amyo‏ @CLERMONTABROAD Apr 4
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        yikes..jim is a joy..you are not..try roseanne she might jack it proper.😲

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      1. James Kourtides‏ @james_kourtides Mar 25
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        Kinison, Carlin, Hicks...

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      1. hemotomaniac‏ @hemotomaniac Mar 24
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        Robin Williams was a well known thief and no one gives a shit about Dana Carey anymore.

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      1. Dr. Mike Shapanis BTEC‏ @MikeShapanis Mar 24
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        do you know eric andre

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      1. Info-Machina‏ @BattleSphaira Mar 24
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        Chappelle sucks? Really? Cos Williams, Carrey. Really?

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