John BowmanVerified account

@johnbowman

Carbon blob from Sector 4D.

East York, Ontario, Canada
Joined February 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    3 Nov 2017

    Never tweet.

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  2. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    All that's left for Pruitt to do is show up at Ghostbusters HQ and demand that the containment unit be shut off.

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  3. Paxton does what every Canadian does when an American gets in their face: stand still and say nothing until they go away.

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  4. I heard the class of '99 was the last to cut tape with razor blades. I was '00, so we used Sony MiniDisc recorders.

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  5. Apr 4

    Spare a thought for Elvis sound-alike Terry Stafford, who would have had a No. 1 single if it hadn’t been for those meddling mop tops. (“Suspicion” would reach No. 3, denying the Beatles a second week holding all top five spots.)

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  6. Apr 4

    Amazing photos, but be warned: things to not end well for the beaver.

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  7. Apr 4

    It's hard to see how a workout as part of a job interview can be reconciled with section 23 of the Ontario Human Rights Code.

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  8. Retweeted

    !!! The new Pixar short that has people feeling all the feels is set in Toronto

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  9. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    The card was never activated. No, seriously. They forgot to activate the free gift card they gave away for Fan Appreciation Night. It's pure poetry.

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  10. Apr 3
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  11. Apr 3

    Catherine Tait has been named president of CBC/Radio-Canada. (Not to be confused with Catherine Tate, pictured.)

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  12. Apr 1

    I don’t get so do this often, but… BASEBALL!

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  13. Mar 31

    Grapes are yummy, though. We noticed at dinner that small Brussels sprouts are about the same size and shape. 😈

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  14. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    Disturbing, deeply reported story from on an "open secret" in animation: That the creator of Ren & Stimpy preyed on underage fans

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  15. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    Used my Presto card in Ottawa where the readers show you your remaining balance. Silly, ridiculous TTC.

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  16. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    So FYI fans, the security people are telling reporters OUTSIDE Rogers Centre to leave. They're covering the story of how the club gets a cut of the money from who are charging YOU a scalper's price.

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  17. Retweeted
    Mar 29
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  18. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    Who doesn't want a bunny that hops around and poops chocolate eggs? Full explanation of how it works can be seen here:

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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    If anything sums up - it's the Daily Express making my pic of Britain look whiter than it actually is.

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  20. Mar 29
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  21. Mar 29

    "Bad kitty! No claws!" *spray bottle*

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