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    John Crist‏Verified account @johnbcrist 27 Dec 2020

    What restaurant did you think was nice as a kid but when you became an adult realized it wasn’t that nice?...

    9:42 AM - 27 Dec 2020
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      1. John Crist‏Verified account @johnbcrist 27 Dec 2020

        We legit only went to shoneys for special occasions. I was convinced it was five star

        371 replies 79 retweets 7,596 likes
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      2. Fr. Edward Looney‏ @FrEdwardLooney 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @johnbcrist

        Olive Garden.

        1 reply 1 retweet 342 likes
      3.  🍩 JULIE TRUMP DONUTS  🍩‏ @JulieSnark 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @FrEdwardLooney @johnbcrist

        Leave Olive Garden Alone! 🤣 I have $50 in gift cards I have to use.

        5 replies 0 retweets 199 likes
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      2. Dr. Joaquín Carpenter, Jr.‏ @TheJCCarpenter 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @johnbcrist

        Steak & Ale Bennigan’s

        38 replies 3 retweets 323 likes
      3. Spriggan Dysphoric  🇱🇧 (They/Them)‏ @CommieSpriggan 28 Dec 2020
        Replying to @TheJCCarpenter @johnbcrist

        SOMEONE ELSE WHO REMEMBERS BENNIGAN'S The flower pot bread was so good

        18 replies 0 retweets 170 likes
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      2. Ben  📌‏ @BenLundberg 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @johnbcrist

        Ponderosa... definitely Ponderosa

        48 replies 6 retweets 1,048 likes
      3. Michelle‏ @shelbells2 28 Dec 2020
        Replying to @BenLundberg @johnbcrist

        👆🏼The only right answer. I would sell my grandmother for a pound of those spicy Ponderosa chicken wings right now 😍

        3 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      2. Michella D.‏ @andreadaniel76 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @johnbcrist

        Hard Rock Cafe

        13 replies 1 retweet 681 likes
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      2. Delores Scuffham‏ @scuffham589 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @johnbcrist

        😂 All these millennials putting Olive Garden!

        1 reply 0 retweets 82 likes
      3. stevenjaba‏ @stevenjaba 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @scuffham589 @johnbcrist

        I’m a gen x. I ate at one of the first olive gardens that ever opened and I thought it was the height of luxury.

        5 replies 0 retweets 129 likes
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