@johnbattelle That's totally why I started texting my escort services.
I haven't used the phone in a hotel in five years. Remember how they used to overcharge you?
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@johnbattelle I don't remember. I switched to room service when I hit 40.
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@johnbattelle as bad as the long distance fees for landlines?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@johnbattelle [reply by a fictitious AirBnB user, not me] I haven't used a hotel in five years. Remember how they used to overcharge you?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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