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    John Lam‏ @john_lam 21 Jul 2017

    Check out this stack trace on a FAUCET. I have now seen it all. @internetofshitpic.twitter.com/KcV67E74Uo

    9:56 AM - 21 Jul 2017
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      2. Bastian‏ @b_s101 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @john_lam @internetofshit

        Nice one. What was the display intentionally for?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. John Lam‏ @john_lam 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @b_s101 @internetofshit

        Ads. This was in a restroom in Vegas.

        5 replies 0 retweets 39 likes
      4. Snowpierced‏ @k_hanfelt 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @john_lam

        Ha, I was gonna say Vegas, because I'm pretty sure I saw the same thing last time I was there (error message included)!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Mary Branscombe‏ @marypcbuk 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @john_lam @internetofshit

        what do the non crashed faucet screens show. is it advertising?

        5 replies 1 retweet 67 likes
      3. John Lam‏ @john_lam 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @marypcbuk @internetofshit

        Yes. Ads were on rotation, but this ad unit had the stack trace.

        4 replies 4 retweets 102 likes
      4. Zach‏ @zachacrack_er 21 Jul 2017
        Replying to @john_lam @marypcbuk @internetofshit

        The more mundane side of cyberpunk: ads on faucets.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Isaac Rozenfeld‏ @hypervisaac 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @john_lam @larrywake @internetofshit

        That’s some memory leak...

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      1. Frank Harwald‏ @FrankHarwald 17 Sep 2017
        Replying to @john_lam @internetofshit

        🤓😘

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      1. Michelle‏ @stellawriting 18 Aug 2017
        Replying to @john_lam @labco_matt @internetofshit

        ...And then there are the firmware upgrades for Bluetooth-connected electric toothbrushes (a/k/a "BluetoothBrushes").

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      1. WeinerDog‏ @Eighty20xx 4 Aug 2017
        Replying to @john_lam @c4i @internetofshit

        Ah the days of a straight forward PLC, now its a whole os bloatware on everything

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      1. Jethro Rose‏ @throau 30 Jul 2017
        Replying to @john_lam @internetofshit

        Line about "owning your own network". Hacked?

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      1. Bert Hindle‏ @bert_hindle 29 Jul 2017
        Replying to @john_lam @GeekyMcGeekface @internetofshit

        echo $mains | sed 's/[h-o]/[h-so4]/g' | faucet; # Regexp acid attacks

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      1. Bernadette North‏ @notbern 28 Jul 2017
        Replying to @john_lam @internetofshit

        What's a stack trace?

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      1. James R Carr‏ @jamescarr 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @john_lam @davidwalshblog @internetofshit

        that's awesome.

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      1. James McParlane‏ @DrMiaow 26 Jul 2017
        Replying to @john_lam @internetofshit

        Memory leak? 🤣

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      1. Tim Harris‏ @Timocracy 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @john_lam @migueldeicaza @internetofshit

        Looks like a flow control problem.

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      1. Pavel Sich‏ @sichy 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @john_lam @migueldeicaza @internetofshit

        I am disapointed, it does not run on #Xamarin. But then it wouldn't crash and we wouldn't know...

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      1. Corrie Davidson‏ @corrietweets 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @john_lam @internetofshit

        whhyyyyyyyyyyy

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      2. Hans Olav‏ @HansOlavS 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @john_lam @migueldeicaza @internetofshit

        I'll be impressed when it's running .net core 😀

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      3. Miguel de Icaza‏ @migueldeicaza 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @HansOlavS @john_lam @internetofshit

        Would not be hard, considering that it looks to be running a 64 bit OS.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Hans Olav‏ @HansOlavS 25 Jul 2017
        Replying to @migueldeicaza @john_lam @internetofshit

        Gotta love the new .net world!

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