Joe Zimmerman

@joezimmerman

Comedy Central Half Hour special on Hulu! CD Smiling at Wolves on i-Tunes. Occasional tweets plus rare bonus tweets.

New York, NY
Joined September 2008

@joezimmerman is blocked

Are you sure you want to view these Tweets? Viewing Tweets won't unblock @joezimmerman.

  1. . was once a campaign manager for a dog. Find out why on , Thursday at 12a/11c.

  2. Lots of fans dressed up as orange seats for Halloween at the Stadium.

  3. Just realized that "I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man" song isn't the same as the "cuz I'm happy, happy, happy" song.

  4. I realize now I probably shouldn't have brought this Pamplemousse flavored LaCroix sparkling water in to my first fight club.

  5. Six seconds of silence for Vine.

  6. L.A. through Friday! tonight at the Lyric Theater & Friday at theatre.

  7. Send me proof u got tix to Boast Rattle! 11/4 & I'll make a video complimenting u/someone of ur choice

    , , and 6 others
  8. Joe Zimmerman followed , , and 3 others
  9. Celebrating 12 years with Gmail! 113,445 inbox and counting, what a ride it's been!

  10. Trump's victory speech: "I've said it all along, I'm better than all of you. *pointing* Better than you, you, definitely you (crowd laughs)

  11. Trump's election night victory speech: "The election process is so fair it's unbelievable."

  12. Stopped for emergency haircut near Atlanta airport, guy had mostly gold teeth & whisper-rapped into my ear. He's probably tweeting about me.

  13. Happy return to Talladega today to perform at the Habitat Americorps National Conference!

  14. Season one Finale of The Six Hundred Dollar pod has everything you love. Make sure to subscribe to catch season 2

  15. What I really need is a two minute YouTube video of how NOT to tie a tie, if you wanna know the truth.

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

    You may also like

    ·