Joey Marsilio

@JoeyMarsilio

Author of the novel Henry Garrison: St. Dante's Savior () and avowed lover of fried foods.

Cupertino, CA
Liittynyt helmikuu 2012

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  1. 25. maalisk.

    To you, it is March, 2022. To me, as ever, it is December, 2020.

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  2. 24. maalisk.

    For the record, this is what was in this one.

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  3. 24. maalisk.

    Has anyone actually pulled a Revised booster from one of these MTG Mystery Power Boxes? If so, what are the odds? I know “chase packs” are seeded 1:10 but there’d have to be a massive difference in commonality between a Revised booster and, like, a pack of Time Spiral Remastered

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  4. 22. maalisk.

    Still can’t get over the fact they named him Waluigi rather than 7uigi

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  5. 10. maalisk.
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  6. 3. maalisk.

    Tears for Fears got me to do something I never thought I would do again: make a trip to Target specifically to buy an album with retailer-exclusive bonus tracks

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  7. 18. helmik.

    Corporate Twitter accounts are like “gm gm the real NFTs are Nabisco’s Fantastic Treats🚀” and people wonder why the birth rate is dropping

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  8. 13. helmik.

    Would love to see some figure skater base a routine around a montage of selections from The Return of Bruno

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  9. 12. helmik.

    If you say your food product has five ingredients, and one of them is “spices”, your food product does not have five ingredients. Or rather, it has five ingredients AND MORE

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  10. 10. helmik.

    I got right to the very end of Earthbound like five years ago, then started farming for rare item drops and got kind of bored, walked away and never finished it and now I feel like I would have to start over. In summary, I hate myself

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  11. 3. helmik.

    It’s wild to see something like GalGun on the Switch and remember the times when Nintendo was the poster child for over the top, “won’t somebody please think of the children” censorship in video games

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  12. 2. helmik.

    Just don’t have the heart to tell my grandmother that none of that Operation: Desert Storm stuff is worth anything

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  13. 21. tammik.

    One thing that made The Twilight Zone so great is that they could take the most non-threatening things you’ve ever seen (the gremlin on the plane wing, the little spaceman puppets from The Invaders) and make them seem genuinely menacing

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  14. 19. tammik.

    If WWE is going to have a Sailor Moon-themed wrestler, then every match of hers should end with a dude in formalwear running out and blasting her opponent with a steel chair with a rose painted on it

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  15. 14. tammik.

    Oh my gosh, I better answer this

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  16. 10. tammik.

    Getting a 23 & Me done so I finally know who to blame

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  17. 8. tammik.

    There are a lot of not great things about 2021, but on the plus side I’m noticing significantly fewer Peeing Calvin stickers on cars

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  18. 4. tammik.

    Was Humpty Dumpty always an egg man or was that a retcon to make what happened to him seem somewhat less horrific

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  19. 1. tammik.

    Current singer of Kansas looks like Guy Fieri dressed as Steven Seagal for Halloween

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