@joeyellis 20k RT's?! How did this happen? I'm so proud of you. Take the night off!
ENTER PASSWORD. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. RESET PASSWORD. NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD. sets fire to computer
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@icreature Its really made me feel alive, and better than most people. -
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@icreature It feels like I'm soaring on a plane made out of eagles with Hulk Hogan as the pilot. The inflight movie is Ghostbusters. -
@icreature Kathy Ireland is sitting in the seat next to me. She's telling me how awesome I am and she'd totally go to the big dance with me. -
@icreature People keep coming up to me with briefcases full of money, but I'm like "I don't need that". I fist bump Chris Farley's brother. -
@icreature I get a text from Dr. Dre (not a real doctor btw). He's like "Yo, you so fly. Do you want a record deal, homey? Make some raps". -
@icreature Hulk Hogan comes back, rips the plane apart and says "WE'RE HEEEEEERE". Kathy and I parachute onto a Carnival Cruise. - 1 more reply
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just microsoft things
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@joeyellis When@pmarca retweets you, that's a fairly good month on the Internet. -
@hellohynes my 15 minutes refuses to die -
@joeyellis The book deal is next, right? "Boogers & Passwords: 10,000 random word things from Joey Ellis"
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@joeyellis Geez! This post just took off! -
@mattkaufenberg I feel so alive, Matthew. -
@joeyellis@mattkaufenberg I just looked at the faves on that tweet.
Did you turn your phone off?
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Just get a Touch ID MacBookPro innit?
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haha... Erm... no thanks :-p
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Friend just bought one. His only gripe: the lack of ports and needing lots of new c
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personally no interest in ever having a laptop... cant stand using them.
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Been there, done that
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