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Joe Deshotel
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| Texanist | Humanist | Guitarist | ple·be·ian: belonging to the common people. // #data #tech #NLH♠️
Austin, TXJoined September 2008

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Happy World Wildlife Day! Today, we're celebrating a big win for our reptile zoologists. For the first time ever at the Zoo, the team has successfully bred Burmese star tortoises, and we're thrilled to share we have 3 hatchlings! Come visit them in the Herpetarium nursery.
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Serious Q: If you aren’t supposed to talk about sex or gender in classrooms how do you explain to elementary kids “covet thy neighbors wife” or “committing adultery”? “Adult” is in the word. How about “thy shall not be hypocrites?” #txlege
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A bill filed today in Texas would require public schools to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom. SB 1515 from GOP Sen. @PhilKingTX #txlege capitol.texas.gov/tlodocs/88R/bi
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These adorable Galveston 2-flat duplexes scream Hyde Park to me, but are very very not allowed. The 4 dwellings in the yellow and blue are required to be one large home. Which is fine if you want and can afford that. But blocking this is sad to me.
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give me one good reason why you could build this duplex on a 2,580 square foot lot in galveston 143 years ago but the current code in nearly every austin neighborhood makes it illegal
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Pleasantly surprised by these pro-family bills that help new mothers and babies. Finally *real* prolife legislation…but then I see grassroots conservatives and party hacks are mad because it actually helps women and children and isn’t some repressive partisan nonsense. #txlege
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I am proud to announce the first slate of Texas House priorities for the legislative session — these 4 bills are great starting points for our chamber, and I thank Reps. @VoteGiovanni, @RepToniRoseTX, @ShelbySlawson & @DonnaHowardTX for filing them. Let’s get to work! #txlege
Speaker Phelan unveils the first slate of Texas House priorities for the 88th Legislature (1/2)
Speaker Phelan unveils the first slate of Texas House priorities for the 88th Legislature (2/2)
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Imagine thinking that “democracy” is one of the greatest threats facing our children. Good lord.
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State Rep. @CarrieIsaac's statement on her bill proposing a ban on polling places at college campuses: She said she filed it to "protect places of education" where "children and young people" are. She also plans to file a bill to remove polling places from K-12 schools. #txlege
Text: AUSTIN — State Representative Carrie Isaac filed House Bill 2390, the Texas Campus Protection Bill, to improve safety at public schools. 

“School safety is one of the most important issues we will work on this legislative session. Many of the constituents I serve are parents concerned with the safety of their children on school campuses and I am grateful that Governor Abbott has declared school safety an emergency item,” Rep. Isaac said. “Since a University of Texas at Austin student was stabbed to death on campus by a person who was not supposed to be on campus; and that evil young man in Uvalde walked on to a public school campus and murdered children and their teachers, parents' concerns have been magnified. We must protect places of education where our children and young people gather.

As a mom with one child on a college campus and one on a public school campus, I think about the safety of my sons and their classmates regularly. I have been working on a package of ...
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If you ever wonder where GOP racial politics is headed or comes from just check . Soon Black History Month will be considered CRT, but they’ll still celebrate Confederate “heroes” Day in Texas.
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I must have missed when the USA invaded Ukraine. #CodePutin
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WATCH: We ran into President Biden at dinner in DC - he can eat peace when there’s peace for the people and planet too! ✌️ #PeaceInUkraine #CubaSíBloqueoNo
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Looks like Putin’s agents have appropriated name for pro-Russia propaganda….
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ANNOUNCING: On February 19 we are going to Washington DC to Rage Against the War Machine! We will rally at the Lincoln Memorial with vets, speakers, rock bands, and comedians then march to the White House to demand an end to the billions going to Ukraine! rageagainstwar.com
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Wordle 605 2/6 🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sweet…it’s been awhile since 2 but maybe the first time with only 1 correct letter.
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It would literally only be a world war because it’s Russia vs the world.
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⚡️Russia threatens 'consequences' if UK gives jets to Ukraine. If the U.K. gives Ukraine fighter jets, there will be consequences for Europe and the entire world, the Russian embassy threatened on Feb. 8.
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Too bad he never dreamed about winning a Super Bowl.
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I had a dream as a kid to one day win a major but this is a close second. @MichelobULTRA is putting me in one of my favorite movies of all time for their #SuperBowlLVII commercial.Think you know what it is? #ULTRAClub
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This is what Russian assets consider “liberation”…a city without people or habitable buildings. Ru wouldn’t have to “rebuild” a city if they didn’t bomb it first.
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Since liberating Mariupol from Ukraine's Azov Nazi thugs, Russia has rebuilt the city. It looks far safer than the streets of America's major cities. twitter.com/i/status/16204
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People cheering Dark Brandon because we shot down that Chinese spy balloon but if Trump were still President we wouldn’t have to because he would have already built the wall.
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Interesting how when it comes to race and the GOP they can’t site anything more recent than reconstruction. Mayra, I t’s the 21st century. #BlackHistoryMonth
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Republicans elected Hiram Revels, the first black Senator in 1870. Democrats didn't elect their first black Senator until 1992. Seems like Republicans are on the right side of history.
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Ted wants you to continue playing video games so he can continue playing Senator.
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First gas stoves, then your coffee, now they're gunning for your Xbox. theblaze.com/news/xbox-ener
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The official Xbox blog post that is quoted in the article: news.xbox.com/en-us/2023/01/… The Xbox Series consoles are not “gunned.” They are getting an update on their existing shutdown feature that will consume less power at the cost of slower start up time. Users can still switch to “sleep” mode.
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😂 Texas was started by people who left Tennessee.
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In Tennessee, we know better than to raise new taxes that run people out of our state. When will Democrats learn to leave their constituents alone? foxnews.com/politics/calif
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Lots of right wingers promoting appeasement and calling it negotiation. We’re preventing WWIII by arming Ukraine and giving China second thoughts on attacking Taiwan.
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If you know any effective justice and democracy-minded grassroots orgs that need help scaling encourage them to apply for accelerator program. It focuses only on local non-profits in Texas...you know where we need it most! #txlege
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So very Texas to go to a four day school week but not a four day work week for parents.
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This North Texas school district just approved moving to 4-day school week, adding to statewide trend wfaa.com/article/news/e
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Texas’ wind industry leads the nation, we’re no. 2 in solar…this displeases Chip Roy.
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Yes, and unless we prioritize reliable, dispatchable generation (not 80%+ unreliable solar, wind, battery) we guarantee MORE vulnerability and volatility for the grid Not to mention dependence on China and a host of grid security issues… #EnergyFreedom #TxLege twitter.com/PhilJankowski/…
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Hate to see it. 😢🦞
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CRAWFISH PRICES INCREASING: Houstonians planning any crawfish boils this season are expected to pay a premium as average prices for a pound or crawfish are higher compared to last year. Read more: click2houston.com/news/local/202
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