I would be happy to talk to you about it for as long as you’d like. twitter.com/kanyewest/stat
Joe Rogan
@joerogan
Stand up comic/mixed martial arts fanatic/psychedelic adventurer Host of The Joe Rogan Experience #FreakParty facebook.com/JOEROGAN
joerogan.comJoined December 2008
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She has tremendous base and a lifetime of drunken hand to hand combat experience. This is the highest level of female white trash opponents you can face, and clearly that dude is not prepared. t.co/SfjtsLB5Iz
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That would be a great suggestion if you could assure that the industry you were representing wasn’t completely captured by heartless monsters who have a history of some of the biggest criminal fines in human history because their deception has cost hundreds of thousands of people… Show more
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No medical professional should ever agree to do this. Never. It elevates the conspiracy guy, demeans the medical professional, and will only convince the kooks out there that RFK is right because a real doctor took the time to debate him.
Never debate a conspiracy theorist. twitter.com/joerogan/statu…
Peter, if you claim what RFKjr is saying is “misinformation” I am offering you $100,000.00 to the charity of your choice if you’re willing to debate him on my show with no time limit.
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Spotify Has Stopped Even Sort of Trying to Stem Joe Rogan’s Vaccine Misinformation. It’s really true @annamerlan just awful. And from all the online attacks I’m receiving after this absurd podcast, it’s clear many actually believe this nonsense vice.com/en/article/k7z
This is a non answer. I challenged you publicly because you publicly quote tweeted and agreed with that dogshit vice article. If you’re really serious about what you stand for, you now have a massive opportunity for a debate that will reach the largest audience a discussion… Show more
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Joe, you have my cell, my email, I’m always willing to speak with you twitter.com/joerogan/statu…
Did you steal some of my weed when you left my studio?
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We are prisoners of the present, in perpetual transition from an inaccessible past to an unknowable future.
My thoughts on the controversy with
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Brazilian surfer Rodrigo Koxa broke the world record for the highest wave ever surfed (82 feet), during a session in Nazare, Portugal. twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/
We are so fucked.
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This robot can do push-ups. It even 'sweats' to keep the motors of its muscles cool. ow.ly/tChR30hnO1e
GIF
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Joe if you are serious about addressing vaccines + the fact that 200,000 unvaccinated Americans needlessly perished during our awful delta/BA.1 Covid waves (including 40,000 in our state of Texas) because they fell victims to vaccine disinformation: I want to have that discussion twitter.com/joerogan/statu…
What a fucking weird time to be alive.
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Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
Oh, they’re just fucking with us now. (Sparks up joint and stands back) Watch this actually become a thing like the OK sign becoming a white power symbol or the free bleeding movement.
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People say Santa should now be female or gender neutral and suggest new name
mirror.co.uk/news/weird-new
I fucked up on the podcast with Douglas Murray and said that people got arrested lighting fires in Portland. That turns out to not be true. I was very irresponsible not looking into it before I repeated it. I read one story about a guy getting arrested for lighting fires...
Completely spot on by
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Piers Morgan: "The Left Have Become Unbearable".
When did @piersmorgan become so woke?
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Are you sure I’m not a part of a coalition with neofascist leanings? Seems like that’s what you really think, or what you’re projecting to the masses.
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I’m happy to come on and clear the air. I respect you and your show. I don’t want an adversarial relationship, I think we can work well together
BRAVO
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China is a dictatorship that, for decades, enforced a one child per family policy under penalty of forced sterilization. But they can't close down the farmer's market from hell? #CoronaVirus #WetMarkets
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They can make video of you saying things from a single photograph. I feel like the water just dramatically pulled back from the shore and we’re about to experience a tsunami of fake shit.
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Another great paper from Samsung AI lab! @egorzakharovdl et al. animate heads using only few shots of target person (or even 1 shot). Keypoints, adaptive instance norms and GANs, no 3D face modelling at all.
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arxiv.org/abs/1905.08233
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Fun times with my favorite Martian! Elon Musk joined me to talk about Space X, Tesla, the realities of climate change and all sorts of other cool shit!
Available now on
I’m such a sucker for this shit.
I want to believe so bad…
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"It's called the Kumburgaz video, which is a close-up of a craft, so close that you can see the occupants. It is 100% real, and I was there as it was filmed." —Roger Leir
"This is 100% genuine footage" —Jacques Vallée
showtimeanytime.com/play/3476798
#UFOs #ufotwitter #UAPTwitter 

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Announcement: the podcast is moving to spotify!
Starting on September 1 the podcast will be available on Spotify as well as all platforms, and then at the end of the year it will move exclusively to Spotify,…
Female athletes take a stand after transgender athletes dominate track event: 'We're facing the end of women's sports' · Caldron Pool
How the fuck is this a real thing.
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The whole world is a stage, so we’re bringing live performances BACK to New York City! Our streets will be filled with music, performances, and dance thanks to our #OpenCulture program. Applications open March 1: nyc.gov/openculture
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To those misunderstanding what he’s saying, he’s NOT agreeing to debate . He’s just offering to come on my show by himself.
MySpace Tom is savage as fuck. twitter.com/iTossSteel/sta
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Bipartisan legislators demand answers from Fauci on 'cruel' puppy experiments | TheHill
“Free speech is meaningless unless you allow people you don’t like to say things you don’t like”
Bravo, youtu.be/XqJKAnN0-gM via
This is really cool to see. It made me smile.
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In Major Shift, NIH Admits Funding Risky Virus Research in Wuhan | Vanity Fair
Dear aliens, now would be a good time. instagram.com/p/CJuO2vjFCVI/
SHOCKER
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Trans teacher with Z-size prosthetic breasts dresses as man outside of school, neighbor says trib.al/OD7PfBx
Round 2 with the super genius! Elon Musk podcast drops tomorrow at 9am PST! Rejoice!!
Imagine if anyone made a video like this about any other color or ethnicity. This video is so dumb it might get Trump elected to a 2nd term twitter.com/mtvnews/status
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An incredibly disturbing deep dive into the inner workings of pharmaceutical companies and how they distort data and cost lives with John Abramson. Now available on
Brilliant and dead on!
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“This idea of purity and you’re never compromised, and you’re always politically woke and all that stuff — you should get over that quickly.” -
@BarackObama #BlueRipple
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New research puts age of universe at 26.7 billion years, nearly twice as old as previously believed
Evidence suggests UFO whistleblower Bob Lazar was telling the truth all along | The Star
If anyone was going to make me look dumb on the podcast I’m glad it’s , because I love him, and he’s awesome.
However this is why I was confused: theguardian.com/world/2021/sep
You should take all these drugs and rethink your life.
THE DRUGS TOLD HIM
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This is the funniest shit on the internet. It’s also been removed by Instagram. Thank you for keeping this up!
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Psilocybin therapy 4 times more effective than antidepressants, study finds
The people who say “marijuana is a gateway drug and it shouldn’t be legal” are really saying that they don’t believe in personal freedom, and that it is acceptable for you to be locked in a cage and have your life… instagram.com/p/B5A0y-SlFYM/
This could become a real problem. I’m flattered and honored that they chose my voice as an example to let us know that we’re fucked :)
100% of the money from my show Friday night is going to the Las Vegas Victims Fund. gofundme.com/dr2ks2-las-veg
Tix: ticketmaster.com/venueartist/37
Imagine sticking your neck out in 1989 and telling an insane story about working on back engineering alien spacecrafts, dealing with ridicule for 31 years only to have the pentagon come out in 2020 and vindicate…
I would pay good American money to watch this sloppy fight.
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Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!
Welcome back my friend!
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Thank you @joerogan and @elonmusk! Raicilla for everyone 
I hope this shit never ends until all words are referred to by their first letter and no one has any idea what the fuck anyone is saying.
If you haven’t seen it yet, drop everything and watch Dave Chappelle’s 8:46 on youtube. It’s fucking brilliant. When the documentary of this insane time we’re going through gets made this should absolutely be a… instagram.com/p/CBVxez_Fm5x/
Buckle up, kids - second half of 2020 coming in hot! When the Pentagon says it has “the recent recovery of off world vehicles not made on this earth” you know shit is about to get REALLY fucking weird. instagram.com/p/CDB69xLl42-/
I’m cancelling my shows tonight at .
It just seems like the right thing to do until we know what the fuck is goin on. My apologies to everyone that was planning on going.
This is going to get very slippery, kids.
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Yo what in the actual fuck for real youtu.be/meu0CoYv3z8
Defiant Dave Chappelle
In all my years of covering fights I've never seen ANYTHING like Irish crowds. Nothing even close. twitter.com/propersport/st
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I do a LOT of podcasts on a LOT of different subjects and it’s very difficult to get all opposing viewpoints represented. I’m working on it though. One thing I’m planning in the near future is a vegan expert on with a nutrition expert that believes in consuming animal products.
Hahahaha! Please tell him I said happy birthday!
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It’s gotten so hard to tell parody from reality. This confusion is a part of the plan of the space aliens. Once the entire world is locked into a rabid shrieking tantrum and no one has any idea what the fuck is going on, they will land and we will welcome their wisdom. #area51
We need to talk about the vaccines - UnHerd
I'm thinking "Do NOT get caught on camera staring at her butt... AGAIN." twitter.com/metaloverlord8
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Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record babylonbee.com/news/motorcycl via
I just finished season 3 of ozark, and that show is a fucking masterpiece.
HOLY.
SHIT. instagram.com/p/B_wiKEmloF9/
This is FUCKING INSANE. These fires are unbelievable. This video gives a glimpse of what’s happening all over California right now.
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Absolutely TERRIFYING video of California woman (Rebecca Hacket) driving through the raging fire: abc7.com/video-woman-dr @joerogan
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Driving this teslamotors model S is truly one of the strangest experiences I’ve ever had behind the wheel of a car. It legitimately feels like something wrong is happening. Without a… instagram.com/p/BtYBIzqFsDo/
If this riot was a result of what happened in LA this would be insane. That it’s because of a horrific act almost 2000 miles away shows us just how fucking haywire the country is right now. instagram.com/p/CA11_3XFxWP/
Thank you! You’re very talented!
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Hey @joerogan, I drew you! Most art I’ve seen of you is bulgey-eyed and aggressive. So here’s your softer side x
Praise Odin for Elon Musk.
Sometimes when I smoke the devil’s cabbage and think about how infinitely, and unbelievably bizarre the current state of affairs are, I get the unmistakable sensation that things are never going back to normal,… instagram.com/p/B-bS4nTlbBg/






























