joernchen

@joernchen

There used to be more lametta! Phenoelit / Vinyltrottel / 8e87ab9dc85e9fea1ff8f85e9e87a58a / entfernte Wurzelmuschel / Discoballs

Berlin, Germany
Joined January 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    27 Jul 2018

    DOES THIS DISTURB YOU????

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  2. Retweeted
    Jan 31

    Sneezed on the train on the way home, muttered in Mandarin, and got a seat all the way. Amazing.

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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 27

    I had to get a background check for my job, and it turns out the report is a 300+ page pdf of every single tweet I’ve ever liked with the work “fuck” in it. Enjoy your dystopian bs! *waves*

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    The fact that malware created over a decade ago is in the top 3 detected in 2019 should help illustrate the crumbling aqueduct off technical debt that still festers unpaid in today’s Internet.

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    View-Source for fun. For even more fun download "index.html" (200 bytes) and "x" (822 bytes) to get the entire thing. Then try to decompress, de-obfuscate, reverse, beautify and document the code. Looking forward to compare your results to my original code!

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    Jan 31

    CFP now open for THREATCON 2020. We are now taking proposal submissions for talks, workshops and tools. Head on to and send in your proposals. We will be accepting submissions till the 10th of July.

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    What my extended family envisions when they hear I'm traveling between coasts or internationally for work, versus reality.

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    Jan 30

    🔒 Critical Security Release 🔘 12.7.4 🔘 12.6.6 🔘 12.5.9 Upgrade now 👇

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    Jan 30

    If you don't see me, walk up and say hi. "Going Gray: The Gray Man"

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    Jan 24

    (A few) Ops Lessons We All Learn The Hard Way -- a Twitter 🧵:

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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 24

    83. pcap or it didn't happen.

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  12. Retweeted
    Jan 28

    Over the past few years I've spent 100s (1000s?) of hours studying how companies have scaled their security. Here are my slides that distill what I've learned- the big, scalable, systematic wins that measurably improve your security posture.

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    Jan 28

    me, browsing fleabay: oh neat cheap ns delay line module. sure why not. wonder how it works *it arrives* cool let's check it out! ... i'm not sure what i expected, lmfao

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    Jan 28
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    Jan 27

    New: leaked documents, data, contracts show how hugely popular antivirus Avast now harvests internet browsing data and sells it for millions of dollars. Clients included Home Depot, Google, Microsoft. Documents show a product called "All Clicks Feed"

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    Jan 27
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    are you

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    The highest state court in Berlin was hacked and it is **that bad** Patrick has a summary of T-Systems' forensic analysis. (scoops by ) TL;DR: High likelihood that attackers had access to ev-ry-thang. PDF:

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    Jan 26

    Some didn’t want to use the charging station last year at . Wonder if I would get takers for these?

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  20. Jan 26

    AV stands for: Additional Vulnerabilities

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    Jan 24

    im Büro einer Krankenkasse. I:"Wo sind sie versichert?" (Lacht): "Wir sind natürlich alle hier versichert." An der Wand ein Schild: "Zielgröße für Erfolg ist eine abgelehnte Leistung oder Kürzung." I: "Gilt das auch für Sie?" Betretenes Stammeln, rotes Gesicht..

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