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Sneezed on the train on the way home, muttered in Mandarin, and got a seat all the way. Amazing.
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I had to get a background check for my job, and it turns out the report is a 300+ page pdf of every single tweet I’ve ever liked with the work “fuck” in it. Enjoy your dystopian bs! *waves*
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The fact that malware created over a decade ago is in the top 3 detected in 2019 should help illustrate the crumbling aqueduct off technical debt that still festers unpaid in today’s Internet.https://twitter.com/rik_ferguson/status/1223276214162423808 …
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View-Source for fun. For even more fun download "index.html" (200 bytes) and "x" (822 bytes) to get the entire thing. Then try to decompress, de-obfuscate, reverse, beautify and document the code. Looking forward to compare your results to my original code!
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CFP now open for THREATCON 2020. We are now taking proposal submissions for talks, workshops and tools. Head on to https://threatcon.io and send in your proposals. We will be accepting submissions till the 10th of July.
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What my extended family envisions when they hear I'm traveling between coasts or internationally for work, versus reality.pic.twitter.com/kp7eeYymdZ
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Critical Security Release
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Upgrade now
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If you don't see me, walk up and say hi. "Going Gray: The Gray Man"https://www.markloveless.net/blog/2020/1/30/going-gray-the-gray-man …
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(A few) Ops Lessons We All Learn The Hard Way -- a Twitter
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Over the past few years I've spent 100s (1000s?) of hours studying how companies have scaled their security. Here are my
@AppSecCali slides that distill what I've learned- the big, scalable, systematic wins that measurably improve your security posture.https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1zbj9XBiv6r6zla0KHNfs63Ux45QZAfRut2zlK7o-dRw/edit#slide=id.g6555b225cd_0_1069 …Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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me, browsing fleabay: oh neat cheap ns delay line module. sure why not. wonder how it works *it arrives* cool let's check it out! ... i'm not sure what i expected, lmfaopic.twitter.com/VZVPKEFmms
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New: leaked documents, data, contracts show how hugely popular antivirus Avast now harvests internet browsing data and sells it for millions of dollars. Clients included Home Depot, Google, Microsoft. Documents show a product called "All Clicks Feed"https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/qjdkq7/avast-antivirus-sells-user-browsing-data-investigation …
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The highest state court in Berlin was hacked and it is **that bad**
#Emotet Patrick has a summary of T-Systems' forensic analysis. (scoops by@Tagesspiegel) TL;DR: High likelihood that attackers had access to ev-ry-thang. https://twitter.com/PatrickBeuth/status/1221786677708054530 … PDF: https://www.berlin.de/sen/justva/presse/pressemitteilungen/2020/pm-11-2020-t-systems-forensik_bericht_public_v1.pdf …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Some didn’t want to use the
@NSAgov charging station last year at@shmoocon. Wonder if I would get takers for these?pic.twitter.com/ar0N9WSn5d
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AV stands for: Additional Vulnerabilitieshttps://twitter.com/matalaz/status/1221449870340493313 …
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#Notarzteinsatz im Büro einer Krankenkasse. I:"Wo sind sie versichert?" (Lacht): "Wir sind natürlich alle hier versichert." An der Wand ein Schild: "Zielgröße für Erfolg ist eine abgelehnte Leistung oder Kürzung." I: "Gilt das auch für Sie?" Betretenes Stammeln, rotes Gesicht..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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