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Behold a masterpiece. I don’t know who this kid is or who posted it. My friend sent it to me and sent it was posted somewhere(thanks friend) so whomever this is I would love to give them credit or tell me to take it down. This kid is my hero. Enjoy the delightful profanity.
Damn. Just damn. Mr. Williams was such a Good, kind, wonderful man. He was so funny on Community and, of course, an actor for the ages.
Perfect! Costume fitting and table read are next Tuesday.
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Gillian Jacobs who? I’m in @joelmchale 
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twitter.com/joelmchale/sta…I’m so shocked at ’s passing. One of the most kind & thoughtful people I’ve ever come across & he just happened to be one of the funniest on the planet. I will miss you so much Bob. Love you dear friend. I’m so sorry . And so sorry to the rest of the family.
Thanks Community fans for being the greatest that have ever walked the earth & Thanks for letting me be on the coolest show ever.
One of the best things I ever had the honor to be a part of.
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On this day in 2011, Remedial Chaos Theory aired. Directed by Jeff Melman and written by @cpmckenna, Troy and Abed throw a house warming party for the gang and someone has to get the pizza.
#OriginalAiring
#AndAMovie
We are watching tonight together at 8pm EST!
#AndARewatch
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Bonus ep #thedarkesttimelinepodcast AVAILABLE NOW. This is just after the Community script read we taped yesterday. The Read will be up Monday May 18th to benefit and please give if you can. Thanks & @RashisTVUgly Thx youtu.be/R1WsyFFajz0
In honor of my 23rd wedding anniversary with the incredible Sarah McHale —-here’s the next installment of our continuing series with Bean Bag the Dog & his hatred of hand-clapping. #happy23rd #ILoveYouSarah #beanbagthedog
How many stickers does it take on your laptop to look cool at a coffee shop?
. & , can I be a part of your bet? I'll show up as my beloved character, "The Bank Manager", from Spider-Man 2.
Do it for California. Kim is a badass
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This is important. I am the Dem & US Veteran running against GOP ldr Kevin McCarthy. In just 10 days the race btwn McCarthy & our Campaign will be over. We need to get as many donations as possible between now & then. Will you retweet and chip in right now?secure.actblue.com/donate/our-ad-
Wow Sarah McHale baby. HAPPY 25TH ANNIVERSARY. Boy do I love you. ThX for marrying me & remaining married to me. Your tolerance/patience is the stuff of legends. You’re the most beautiful. I married “up”. The comments will confirm that. Here’s a shot of the wedding tackle
GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS GO HAWKS
The douchebag on the right will be guest hosting the man on the left’s show. THIS MONDAY. Thanks . It’s an honor & I apologize in advance for everything. #jimmykimmellive See you Monday.
Facebook is down. Instagram down. NYC trapped in massive blizzard---Time to start eating each other.
I can offer you some Chicken Terrazzini twitter.com/TheFelixKay/st
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One of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet...holding a machete.
Six Seasons and a Zoom Call. Head to vote.org or my linktree in my bio for voting information. #HumanBeingsforBiden
@RashisTVUgly #GillianJacobs
I met the nicest person in New York City today. Her name is Anita and she’s a doctor. It’s her husband Rocky’s birthday today. Happy Birthday Rocky! (I missed you so much New York!)
Nick never took off that track suit the entire time(day/or night). He smelled terrible but damn, it was worth it. Thank you #incredible #sixseasonsandamovie
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I spent 6 months embedded with German foosball champions to prep for this cameo on @CommunityTV.
@joelmchale @YNB
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I’m buying Twitter today. Anybody need anything else while I’m out?
This sums it up perfectly. Thanks for a dream come true...ten...years...ago Dan Harmon! #sixseasonsandamovie
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I don’t remember what the context was of this but it popped up in my feed about Community and I laughed and laughed and laughed. #Community
26 years married!?!?!? Wow. I love you. Thank you Sarah Elizabeth. You continue to shatter world records for patience with my annoying ass. Thanks for doing this with me. I’m so dang lucky. 💜 I love you.
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Very excited to co-host this with . Of course I will be socially-distanced from him as I have been since 2009.
Who got the olive and pepperoni?
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Dang. Wonderful
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This is incredible. A snowball fight filmed by cinema pioneers the Lumiere bros in France, 1896. It's been colourised and had the speed adjusted.
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The best
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The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television.
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(Singing)“It’s been....” twitter.com/Russo_Brothers
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My life is mostly spent recharging devices. The rest of my time I’m checking to see if those devices need recharging. #fulfilled #vapid
Tran looks great
In this scene I’m asking her if she could move her car so I can get my tie from under the left front tire
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Jeff's New Love Interest?
.@joelmchale and @GillianA on the set of #sixseasonsandamovie
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Good afternoon and evening. In honor of the tenth anniversary of ’s (S3E4) Remedial Chaos Theory, writer will live tweet the episode in about 15 minutes. Join won’t you?
Kristen Stewart is limping because she sprained her ankle from being excessively disinterested. #OscarsWithJoel
That went on for hours
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Dear Canada, I love your cool see-through-space-money. #CoolSeeThroughSpaceMoney #GalacticCreditStandard
Holy crap!
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Students of Greendale, please grab a paintball gun at the entrance and good luck in your games!!
Our Alpha is finally out for free on steam!!
#6seasonsandamovie #6Seasonsandagame #freegames
#indiegame #indiedev #paintball #community
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True. I have a degree in science.
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That was totally @joelmchale as The Scientist.
Wait whaaaaaaaaa!?!?!?
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WHAT THE HELL WHY WAS THE JOEL MCHALE SHOW WITH JOEL MCHALE CANCELLED?!?!?! I'm so mad. @joelmchale
Has anyone seen White Lotus? If so, please accost me and tell me all about it.
Wow
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Marvin Gaye’s isolated vocals for “I Heard It Through The Grapevine." Simply incredible. bit.ly/2uJ4uUq
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Get on this
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Such a good & funny man. We’ll miss you “Leonard”—-Richard Erdman Dead: 'Community,' 'Stalag 17' Actor Was 93 | Hollywood Reporter
Always always good to see one of the nicest people around on the cover of the New York Times Magazine. #stevenyeun
Agreed and thanks for watching.
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Pedro Pascal reading Mr Stone blind might be the best thing I've ever watched. Not laughed so hard in so damn long. #community @PedroPascal1 @kenjeong @ynb @alisonbrie @joelmchale @donaldglover @RashisTVUgly #CommunityTableRead
Yang is so down to earth that he still uses wired EarPods.
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Now on yangspeaks.com @joelmchale and I talk about the rules for running for President and how I got on those debate stages. Thank you #YangGang! 
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Going to guest on one of the best sitcoms in history. Can you guess which character I’m going to play? I’m pointing to it. With my finger. #WillandGrace
I wish someone would tell me about the benefits of CBD oil & how great it is.
., coming to your show Hamilton 2nite. Haven't heard much. Do I need to buy seats in advance or can I just get tix at the door?
.’s career has clearly bottomed out...as he had to have me on his podcast this week. Truth—-What a privilege. You’ll be hard pressed to find someone as cool, kind, & scary smart as Andrew. Thx loads for having me sir & sorry for all the f-bombs. yangspeaks.com
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Now on yangspeaks.com @joelmchale and I get mad about the lack of pandemic relief out of Congress and the fact that our legislators are stuck on this fundraising treadmill. Would you want your doctor spending half of his or her time fundraising?
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You look so ridiculous in this
This is happening. is definitely going to have better answers to your Coronavirus questions since, you know, he’s an actual doctor. We hope you enjoy the first episode of our podcast. That is—-if we can ever figure out how to post it.
Dear Spellcheck,
For the last time...I'm not trying to spell "ducking".
Right. My bad. Here it is: #sixseasonsandamovie
Want some more time in a dream? Join us for the Community table read this Mon 2pm pst benefitting & . Right here: bit.ly/CommunityTable #GillianJacobs @RashisTVUgly #DanHarmon
We’re going to win so big today that Lori Loughlin is going to wish she paid for her daughters to go to UW. #UW17vsUSC #PAC12 #Huskies #SeattleRain
Ken and I are reuniting(it’s been almost two months) this New Year’s Eve to host FOX’s Toast & Roast. It’s airs...well...on New Year’s Eve. It’s going to be great despite Ken. #FoxToastandRoast
Easy sugar-bear, Community is not canceled. #QuestionMarkSeasonsAndaMovie
“Teacher” Chang
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Well… I think my family and I did the most Irish thing we could have while in Ireland…we saved two lambs. My 15yr old Isaac & my nephew Jackson happened upon(this is how I talk now) the mud-stranded guys and we pulled them from, what the Irish call…a dirty bog. The second one… Show more
Dreams coming true: This Saturday in Los Angeles I get to broadcast the game on Seahawks Radio alongside the legendarily handsome . I’m deeply excited to massacre some analysis! Thanks you #GoHawks #SeahawksvsChargers
. got the Community crew/cast a coffee truck. This was the sign on its side. YOU WILL RUE THE DAY! #RUE
I even got my poster to look away from you. 🥰 ❤️ 💗 🐕 🌵 🚙
