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  1. Jun 18

    Of all the impersonations, 's is the worst channeling of Seinfeld-doing-stand-up I've ever seen

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    Jun 8
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    Yes and the passed in 2010 with only D votes in House and Senate - extending marketplace health coverage to now more than 20 million Americans. GOP has whined for a decade but *failed* to present an alternative plan.

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    Jun 4

    I love Katt Williams answer to cancel culture

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  4. Jun 4
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    This dad celebrating his son’s graduation is just what I needed today...

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    Jun 2

    New Yorkers took 2,709,684 Citi Bike rides in the month of May! This is how we build a greener, more environmentally friendly city. ☑️ 130+ completed protected bike lanes ☑️ 30+ protected bike lanes coming this year

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    In response to the recent legislative action in my state of Texas: I’m not pro-murdering babies. I'm pro-Juanita who found out at her 20 week anatomy scan that the infant she had been so excited to bring into this world had developed without life sustaining organs.

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  8. May 18

    Lol from the country whose corps brought you "nobody wants to work" comes "we'll absolutely compromise your privacy AND national security so's we can preserve 60% profit margin"

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  9. May 10
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    What trend is this?? 😂😂😂😂

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    HUGE News: ICE will no longer arrest immigrants at courthouses unless there’s a public safety threat. via

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    Apr 25

    one thing about nicole kidman is she’s gonna be in the screen adaptation of that book you saw at target

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    Apr 23

    Y’all really set my floor speech to the “Ether” beat 😂

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  14. Apr 22

    after his winning performance and PK goal today for , just called "AntoiNETS" and i'm screaming

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    Apr 22

    Fowlks,,, US Soccer has reached out to me in a conscious effort to diversify from within. From time to time I’ll be posting jobs they list, and this is one of them. Let’s make this sport look more like this country.

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    This is more work than Republicans do their entire term.

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    Under-appreciated way to get a vaccine in NYC: ===> Veterans, as well as their spouses and caregivers, can get vaccinated at VA facilities in all 5 boroughs. To make an appt, call: 877-877-9267 Or sign-up here:

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    I was today years old when I found out this band is all Native American! Also, I only knew the song and not the band name.

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    I have never seen a songwriter break down — note by note — the process by which he wrote a tune like does here with “Bridge Over Troubled Water”. (1970) What a joyful exchange. 🙏🏼 (via )

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    Mar 30

    Libertarians is the Latin term for "Embarrassed Republicans."

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