Joel Gluth

@joelgluth

Failing the Tebbit Test since 2004. I do engineering leadering at Expedia in London, still skydive occasionally and hack while my toddler is asleep. He/him.

London, UK
gluth.io
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2010.
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    Airport security in Zurich: “What were you doing in Europe?” Me: “I performed a concert last night” Her: “What did you play?” Me: “Beethoven Violin Concerto” Her: *casual tone* “Which one?” Me: ...There’s only one- Her: “Oh very good sir. You pass.”

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    Semiregular moment of being unsure if Google are unsubtly trying to herd people away from behaviours they dislike but can't be seen to forbid, or just can't UI their way out of a paper bag.

    3/3 I would be *delighted* to hear that it’s just that I’ve been fooled by lousy UX, of course there’s a way to download media, you just have to right-click on the liminal-isomer glyph or whatever.
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    Seven easy tricks for becoming a more productive software engineer: - write tests - read a book - spend time with your loved ones - take a vacation - go outside - eat healthy - sleep

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    My Neighbor Totoro

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    TIL that "thuswyse" is or was a word and I will be bringing it back.

    Wel, Ich have hearde ther was a secret chord David dyd playe for to plese the lord Yet ye care yn no wyse for musique, do ye? Wel, yt goeth thuswyse The fourthe, the fyve, the dyinge falle and the major ryse, The bafflid kynge composinge Hallelujah
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    One of my kids literally described an entire genre of music once as "dad music, like Metallica"

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  7. 31. sij

    Once you have a hammer, everything looks like a thumb.

    Unpopular opinion: React is the wrong tool for building content websites (blogs, marketing sites, documentation, etc.) today. SSR is not good enough. You end up downloading the content twice: once in the HTML, and again in the JS for hydration. How did this become so common? 😱
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    29. sij

    Periods of reflection are far less taxing if you spend them in front of a really flattering mirror.

    Labour’s official report into worst electoral defeat for 80 years - written by Ian Lavery and Andrew Gwynne - has exonerated Jeremy Corbyn, saying it’d be “unrealistic” not to blame the result on Brexit. I’m told it was shared at NEC away day yesterday.
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  9. 27. sij

    Further: all geolocation is a lie, I'm a little surprised people are still relying on it for anything in 2020.

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  10. 27. sij

    Finally figured out that the website is refusing to let me login because I'm using a VPN (the ever helpful "Error reference number: 1020"). I feel so much safer.

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    26. sij

    95% of your AWS bill is just interest on your tech debt.

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  12. 22. sij

    It me.

    Put your hand up if you're still dying on the "it's not CI if you don't do trunk based development" hill 😁
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  13. 18. sij

    "Be good, Ophelia. Look after Phil. We'll be back tomorrow night."

    I not only do this, I tell the cats which one of them is in charge until I get back.
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    16. sij

    Flying across South West England, and the pilot tells us that he will be following the coast of Cornwall. In other words, I’m going to pass the Duchy on the left hand side.

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    I am totally here for ’s polite and rigorous fury at the shenanigans going on around electronic voting. Cryptographers for democracy.

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    someone I work with uses "circus factor" instead of "bus factor", as in how many people would need to run away to join the circus for a project to fall apart, and it's super cute and I'm gonna steal it

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    13. sij

    sometimes i see a memory safety bug and think there's no way someone could exploit that and then i see someone skipping the barrier in wind waker by filling up the heap with leaked grappling hooks

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  18. 10. sij

    Joe Marler is a gift. "'Ere I am breakin' fings. I am 'ard."

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    McDonald’s Fries are crunchy on the outside, fluffy on the inside – just like me. You can get free Fries on the My McDonald’s App today. There are loads of other deals throughout January too, so download & get your deals.
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    7. sij

    MY MACBOOK CAPS LOCK TURNED ON BY ITSELF AND I CANT TURN IT OFF CUZ I REMAPPED CAPS LOCK TO CTRL HAHA

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  20. 28. pro 2019.

    Related: trying to play my paid-for copy of Monument Valley 2 on the Tube and having it refuse to start because it can't reach the license server... I thought this kind of nonsense was dying out but it's sure taking a while.

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