Joel Fischer

@joelfisch

Writing these things stresses me out. MA student , lead iOS developer at Livio. Mark 9:24

Metro Detroit, MI
Joined March 2009
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    Jun 8

    There was only one exit poll that mattered in British history. It was called the American F***ing Revolution.

    309 replies 3,409 retweets 11,364 likes
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    Jun 6

    Two of these things seem harder than the other thing.

    When we cure all disease & stop aging, the leading cause of death will be Car Accidents, unless we develop Self-driving Cars.
    66 replies 383 retweets 1,169 likes
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    Jun 5

    He's either a complete idiot or he wants travel ban EO struck down so he can play victim. There is no third option.

    The Justice Dept. should have stayed with the original Travel Ban, not the watered down, politically correct version they submitted to S.C.
    420 replies 473 retweets 1,173 likes
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    May 24

    #15: Ancients: the word "Father" must be stripped of everything else except mere relation. Moderns: those ancients thought God was male!

    27 retweets 101 likes
  6. May 30

    One day 😭😭😭

    Church Tech Guy Completes Historic Perfect Service
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    May 27

    “Oh that my ways may be steadfast in keeping your statutes!” Psalm 119:5

    2 replies 176 retweets 558 likes
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    May 26

    Hateful Man Culturally Appropriates Entire Plate Of Nachos

    2 replies 53 retweets 145 likes
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    May 24

    We're screwed

    Here are the top career aspirations for kids age 6-17, according to one study
    147 replies 1,438 retweets 3,934 likes
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    May 24

    ISIS Lays Down Arms After Katy Perry’s Impassioned Plea To ‘Like, Just Co-Exist’

    40 replies 756 retweets 1,394 likes
  11. May 23

    Read this thread

    50 years ... I have a story to tell about this man.
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    May 21

    Well if the guy who runs a kingdom that whips dissenters says it, it must be true

    Saudi King Salman, before speaks: "Islam was and always will be the religion of mercy, tolerance and coexistence."
    63 replies 485 retweets 1,408 likes
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    May 19

    U.S. adult obesity rate passes 38%

    Sad that US is #1 on this list , ,
    103 replies 143 retweets 135 likes
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    May 18

    Following briefing with Deputy AG Rosenstein, Sen. Graham says Russia investigation "seems to me now to be a criminal investigation."

    24 replies 87 retweets 161 likes
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    May 18

    An Open Letter To President Trump

    144 replies 426 retweets 768 likes
  16. May 18

    Lol

    This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!
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    May 15

    The White House tonight, lit up in blue, to honor fallen police officers:

    196 replies 2,567 retweets 7,037 likes
  18. May 16

    My heart breaks for Nabeel’s family. What an inspiring story. I’ve followed his ministry for years now.

    “My faith is stronger than ever”: A heartbreaking farewell to cancer-stricken Muslim-turned-Christian evangelist:
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    May 16

    Wait, you're telling me that the presidential administration of a reality TV star will be just like a reality TV show?

    77 replies 475 retweets 1,779 likes
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    May 16

    "This is totally fake news! It didn't happen, you idiots!" [5 hours later] "Of course it happened! Trump was doing his job, you idiots!"

    33 replies 190 retweets 500 likes

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