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  1. 17 hours ago

    "If someone created a flying machine capable of tracking you down by listening for your voice, you might be creeped out." I don't know what you mean. Sounds fine.

    Scientists are teaching drones to hunt down human screams
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  2. Jun 16

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  3. Jun 15

    Everything in the garden survived the heat wave today but everyone's kind of looking like they just went through Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II if you know what I'm saying.

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  4. Jun 14

    Los Angeles: You are now free to do things outside! Los Angeles Weather:

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  5. Jun 11

    Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way: By making her.

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  6. Jun 10

    So started off as a weird thing to do with friends and may have wound up being the best thing I’ve ever written. has our first episode on their feed right now if you’d like to give it a try.

    Folks! They open at six! This show absolutely rocks and everyone needs to hear it now. We're previewing episode one, but you can catch the rest of the season over at . People - MIDNIGHT BURGER!
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  7. Jun 7

    On brand for our times that the dude who controls the world and has a space rocket is named Jeff.

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  8. Jun 1

    Mom: My daughter pushed a bear right off our wall! Neighbor: Wait... pushed it where?

    "Honestly, I did not know it was a bear until right after I pushed it. I didn't register in my head that it was a bear," the 17-year-old said.
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  9. May 31

    Filed under “Soup Ideas”.

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  10. May 31

    “alleged to be in possession of two horseshoe crabs, 30 sea stars, 23 racoon feet, eight African antelope horns, one human skull “with mounted butterflies,” four puffer fish and six shark jaws”

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  11. May 26

    Me, in my lab, with walrus tusks: “You’re too late, Congress! HA HA HA HA! You’re too late!”

    The Senate just rejected this amendment from GOP Sen. Mike Braun to prohibit "certain types of human-animal chimeras"
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  12. May 22

    “Do we need hot sauce?” “All of it... we will need all of the hot sauce...”

    Son.... they caught this at lake Lanier?!?!?!
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  13. May 17

    If this isn’t a part of the government’s UFO disclosure report next month then this reality has failed me.

    THE GREAT MOON HOAX was published in a New York newspaper, August 25, 1835, it claimed the discovery of life & civilization on the Moon and featured an illustration of lunar bat people
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  14. May 16

    I’d like to add to this the recent discovery that cats CAN actually recognize their names, they just don’t care what you’ve named them.

    One of my favorite scientific discoveries in recent years is that among domesticated animals, dogs recognize the difference between themselves and people, but cats just think the people who live with them are terrible incompetent cats
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  15. May 16

    Coming out of my apartment, my car is dusted with ashes and a group of green parrots displaced by the nearby forest fire are drinking from a puddle. The sun is red and it’s unseasonably overcast. Going to be one hell of a summer.

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  16. May 13

    Strong mid-point of act II vibes.

    What a lovely interaction
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  17. May 10

    Prosopagnosia (from Greek prósōpon, meaning "face", and agnōsía, meaning "non-knowledge"), also called face blindness, is a cognitive disorder of face perception in which the ability to recognize familiar faces, including one's own face (self-recognition), is impaired.

    Leonardo DiCaprio unrecognizable in first photos of new Scorsese film
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  18. May 9

    Too soon.

    The Lake Pit family in front of the Tar Pits Museum.
    Happy Mother's Day! 🖤
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  19. May 4

    20 years from now: “Maybe we should have seen it as a red flag that literally every rich person was trying to build a rocket and a Moon Palazzo.”

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  20. May 1

    Nature is healing.

    More info coming soon...
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