Some kids knocked on my door and when I opened it they burst inside and shot me with guns (water guns). As I followed them back out onto the porch, they shot me again while I yelled at them but they ran away laughing. Should I call the gestapo? They were unmasked and unvaxxed.
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They did not practice social distancing, either. One of them gave me a hug in between shootings. Such criminal behavior!
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