My new neighbors gave me some home made soup beans and cornbread and half of a lemon cake.
Now, I'm paranoid. They're trying to groom me for something... I don't know what, yet... seems suspicious...
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Damn, them beans are good! I think they trying to make me they slave cause I really like them beans. They trying to get me hooked on them and then they gonna make me they bitch.
See how they are?
See how they do me?
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OMG! I just had some of their lemon pudding cake. Jesus, Mary & Joseph! Yes! Praise the Lort! I have seen the error of my wicked ways. The clouds have departed. I can hear the angels sing. A warm, loving light caresses my soul. I am reborn. Hallelujah! Amen!
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I like those churches where they pick up poisonous snakes and twirl around and shit
