(1) Is it just me? Or is it that I'm just terribly arrogant? But I've never managed to remove this horrible idea that 99.9 percent of people, including my own parents and everyone else who can get into contact with me, are kindergarteners.
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I went to a social gathering last year... that oughta hold me for another 5 or 10 years... unless somebody dies in the family... then I might have to make another appearance...
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The birth of a child will not do it for me. I am saddened at the birth of a child. I feel sorry for the child. I will lie to get out of going to a wedding. A funeral of a close relative or someone I am fond of will cause me to attend.
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