I couldn't stand being around my parents. But, on the other hand, if one can stand it, I advocate living with them & having them foot the bill for as long as possible. They are the ones that forced you into this meatgrinder of existence. Make 'em pay.
I've told you about my parents. 'Nuff said. If I had parents like you do, I would just lay in bed all day & ask mom to fix me some breakfast and stuff. I'd let 'em dote on me & treat me like a helpless baby. Mommy. Fluff my pillows, please. Thank you.