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Ive always thought salat (Muslim prayer) is symbolically gay. 1st you fold ur hands & bow toward the Master. Then you bend over & wait. Then u get down on all fours with ur face down & ass up. These positions for a man are very submissive & have gay overtones
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Well, salat is gay. It's a man bending over at one point & then, at another point, he is getting down on the floor with his face down & ass up. There's no way around it, really. That's fukn gay. Ha ha
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I used to go to juma & sometimes to masjids back when I lived in the city. They wanted to convert me. I played along. I learned a lot about Islam. But the salat always struck me as gay as fuck. ha ha. Also, no women allowed during salat. Gay, again. ha ha
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For a woman, salat is not gay. Allah's a male deity. Thus if a woman bends over & then gets face down & ass up to her male god, it's not gay. But when a man does that to another male, it's totally gay. That's probably why gayness is so prevalent in Middle E.
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OK. Well there ya go. That blows that premise out of the water. But being in a roomful of men with their assholes & junk in ur face & bending over in front of each other supports my hypothesis that salat is gay. And yes, it also applies to women, in this case
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