Well, that settles it, then. Now, it's on to the question of the size of his dick. He had to have had the biggest dick, being the Son of God & everything. Right? The Son of God could not have an average dick. It has to be biblical in proportion, yes?
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He's the Son of God, for Christ's sake! He's gotta be the biggest. He was the Man.
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Well, John, of whom the Bible says 6 times he was the disciple that Jesus loved, says in John 1:14 "The Word was made flesh & we beheld his glory as of the only one begotten of the Father". He's talking about Jesus' manhood, my friend. Praise Jesus Hallelujah
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Yeah, it does. The word "flesh" is used in a carnal sense. "And we beheld his glory" means they all knew he was the biggest. I think Jesus & John had a little thing going on between them, too, if you know what I mean. (wink wink)
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Yeah, they were always drinking wine & laying around all up close to each other with their robes practically falling off. Just look at the paintings and shit.
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