Jesus Christ had to have had the biggest dick, being the Son of God & everything, right? The Son of God could not have possessed an average dick. It had to be biblical in proportion, yes?
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Ha ha! That's the greatest joke of the century. Or rather, it's not really a joke but a serious matter, isn't it? In any case, you made me laugh out loud. I hope people won't beat you up for that.
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But then again, pious Christians certainly won't exercise violent on you. So you'll be safe. But if you had lived during the Inquisition period, you would have been executed for your remark.
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I dont think Jesus was heterosexual. Gays love big dicks. Jesus was like "Come to Daddy, boys. Be my disciple. I'll be your God. I am the Way. Let me take you to Heaven" They took one look: "Glory be to God! He IS the Son of God!" They got down on their knees