Did Jesus Christ shit? Like, when he was traveling around with his band of 12 guys, did he sometimes go "Hold up, fellas. I gotta take a dump"?
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But Jesus Christ did shit? Is that what you're saying?
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Well, that settles it, then. Now, it's on to the question of the size of his dick. He had to have had the biggest dick, being the Son of God & everything. Right? The Son of God could not have an average dick. It has to be biblical in proportion, yes?
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He's the Son of God, for Christ's sake! He's gotta be the biggest. He was the Man.