Did Jesus Christ shit? Like, when he was traveling around with his band of 12 guys, did he sometimes go "Hold up, fellas. I gotta take a dump"?
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Ha ha. Your remark is similar to what my hero D.H. Lawrence says. In response to Johnathan Swift's poem saying "But -- Celia, Celia, Celia shits!" Lawrence says "Of course Celia Shits. Who doesn't?"
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Yeah, but Jesus was the Son of God
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Do pious Christians ever think of Jesus crapping, I wonder? Maybe they try never to give it any thought.
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Speaking of "crapping," the Japanese language doesn't tell the R's from the L's. A typical Japanese can't pronounce them properly. So when they mean "Clap your hands," they say "CRap your hands." A beautiful Japanese girl says "I like eating lice," meaning "rice."
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