Joe Cianflone

@joecianflone

I'm here to kick ass and drink coffee...and I'm all outta coffee...oh found some...uh well this is awkward I'm not really a fighter I'll go code something now.

East Windsor, NJ
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Joined March 2008
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  1. 11 hours ago

    Honest question: is there a such thing as non-gluten free cheese?

  2. 21 hours ago

    Currently paralyzed w/ fear in my kitchen: kids are playing nicely with each other in the living room...must not upset the delicate balance

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  3. Jun 6

    You can literally name a minor league baseball team anything and people won't bat an eye. Cincinnati Chuckle Tits would be a perfect name

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  4. Jun 5

    Adulting so hard right now

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  5. Jun 2

    Treating my team.

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  6. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    As the Mayor of Pittsburgh, I can assure you that we will follow the guidelines of the Paris Agreement for our people, our economy & future.

    . "I was elected by voters of Pittsburgh, not Paris. I promised I wld exit or renegotiate any deal which fails to serve US interests"
    6,058 replies 132,811 retweets 279,100 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.

    29,865 replies 234,952 retweets 547,319 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Withdrawing from the will be devastating to our planet. Paris and Pittsburgh share the same environment after all.

    525 replies 13,044 retweets 27,273 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 28

    11-year-old mom forced to marry her rapist by Sharia court in Afghanistan—sorry, I mean Christian church in Florida

    394 replies 14,302 retweets 10,334 likes
  10. May 26

    Can we just call these what they are American concentration camps

    3 likes
  11. May 26

    I just set as my default browser….I don’t even know who I am anymore

  12. May 25

    WTF?

  13. Retweeted
    May 23

    (THREAD) I'm an experienced criminal investigator and attorney. Here's a SIMPLE FACT that will TRANSFORM how you see Trump's Russia scandal.

    383 replies 5,177 retweets 6,213 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 23

    Use my new travel mode to keep your data safely away from prying eyes at border crossings!

    56 replies 388 retweets 515 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 23

    I'm gonna be thinking about this for months

    877 replies 63,384 retweets 155,825 likes
  16. May 23
    Replying to

    Mind you I’m 35 and I just fast-walked back to my house like a 6 year old whose gotta pee

  17. May 23

    walking out to my car someone laughed like ’s joker…turned around walked right back in my house.

    1 reply
  18. Retweeted
    May 23

    😂 well done

    1 reply 3 retweets 8 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 22

    oh god i think someone is trapped inside this captcha i just got what do i do

    259 replies 10,502 retweets 29,185 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 21

    Perfectly expressed. Just update with a few grafs and run it again!

    Writing a followup, but it’s really sad how well this holds up. :(
    1 reply 25 retweets 47 likes

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