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I build serverless React and React Native apps on AWS. Founder of http://convective.com  and http://snacktime.com .

Florida, US
convective.com
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    Joe Bernard‏ @joebernard 15 Dec 2018

    It’s hard to describe the acceleration in the M3 Performance. It’s instant access to 450 hp. And you’ll always remember your first experience with autopilot. Unforgettable. I actually like driving again. Gas cars feel prehistoric now. This thing is a smile inducer. ⁦@Tesla⁩pic.twitter.com/UmnKFEP9zx

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      2. Joe Bernard‏ @joebernard 15 Dec 2018

        Yes, prehistoric. Burning fossil juice to clunk through 5-6 gears while spraying crap out the back? How tired. As EV prices drop it will be extremely tough for a buyer to justify gas/diesel vs electric.

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      3. Joe Bernard‏ @joebernard 16 Dec 2018

        10,000 apologies for my misappropriation of the M3 moniker. Some of you seem very upset. It must be devastating to get smoked at the track AND have your name stolen.

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      2. Sam‏ @cfloveorg 15 Dec 2018
        Replying to @joebernard @Tesla

        Not that sophisticated like autopilot but yesterday my Subaru's eyesight stop working (because of the gas cap) had to drive "old school", felt like a monkey, using all the limbs. I was tired at the end.

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      3. Douglas Bailey‏ @DouglasABailey 15 Dec 2018
        Replying to @cfloveorg @joebernard @Tesla

        That is strange. What does the gas cap have to do with EyeSight?

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      1. Jesus Christ‏ @LegitGod 15 Dec 2018
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        Because in Musk We Trust.

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      1. Lewis Zhuo‏ @lewiszhuo 15 Dec 2018
        Replying to @joebernard @Tesla

        Technically the hp comes in a little bit later. It’s the torque that is instant.

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      2. Greg‏ @gdodd12 16 Dec 2018
        Replying to @aking83 @joebernard @Tesla

        This is not true at all. Not everyone in this country is upper class and can afford e cars. But there will always be cheap gas cars for them to buy.

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      2. Chase Butler‏ @ChaseButlerTV 15 Dec 2018
        Replying to @joebernard @Tesla

        The Model 3 Performance is just insane. The handling and responsiveness in acceleration is absolutely incredible!

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      3. Chase Butler‏ @ChaseButlerTV 15 Dec 2018
        Replying to @ChaseButlerTV @joebernard @Tesla

        (btw good choice on red 😉)

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