Josiah Sullivan

@joconoclast

Destroyer of established convention. Reengineering the business of ☁. Eventually you'll realize I've been right all along.

Seattle, WA
Joined April 2013

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    6 hours ago

    Metric vs. Imperial system

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    12 hours ago

    These girls came up with a genius invention — a straw that can prevent date rape

    This Straw Can Prevent Date Rape
    These girls came up with a genius invention
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    15 hours ago

    DOCTOR: *spits in the patient's eye, and yells, "Exercise is like batteries!"* NURSE: He's new to medicine

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    Jun 7

    "We've been hiring for this role for over a year" What about getting junior talent and training them? "We don't have time for that" 😬😬😬

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    Jun 7

    Would love to see more women apply for this job this time. If you're keen but feel like you might not qualify, have a punt anyway. Guys do 😀

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    Jun 6
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    Jun 6

    My IC sources are telling me that the Comey hearing is going to be mostly heart-healthy summer recipes

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    Jun 5

    The *right* way to render bacon fat

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    Jun 4

    At my funeral, I want the organist to start playing "Pop Goes the Weasel" really slowly, until everyone is staring at the coffin in dread

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    Jun 1

    Scientists: We built a machine that can measure the warping of space to 1/1000th the width of a proton Politicians: Let's go with our guts

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    Jun 3
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    Jun 1

    As the Mayor of Pittsburgh, I can assure you that we will follow the guidelines of the Paris Agreement for our people, our economy & future.

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    Jun 2

    Venture capitalists with daughters are 24% more likely to hire senior women, 10% more likely to return profits.

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    Somalis “give names to the droughts, and they give names to the wars,” -Abdullahi Ahmed Karani, a pioneering Somalian environmentalist.

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    Jun 1

    The Million Dollar Pledge continues: Check out the video and to see where the donations for the month of April went.

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    May 31

    I found a small bug and while attempting to fix it I found a very bad one

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    May 31
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    May 30

    ‘Washington Post’ Reporter Frustrated Every Space In Parking Garage Taken Up By Anonymous Source

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    May 30

    If you’re worried about robots taking all the creative jobs, these AI-generated color names will give you hope.

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