angel ashley

though im cancer ascendant which means im prone to right deviationist tendencies

the reason im a communist is because im a libra

note to self: changing korn lyrics to make them more catholic is not a popular joke format

all day i dream about the blessed sacrament

now, pavlov: that was a guy who loved dogs. he was wild for them, an absolute madman

prediction: inspired by "consent is sexy" slogan, men begin hollaring "is it ok if i yell rude words at you???" to passing women

spending all day casting spells to keep me safe from pranks

such Easter so Jesus is risen very hallelujah much we are redeemed the WoW of all WoWs

i wear pantsuits. my aesthetic is "business communist". i microdose lsd constantly ("power dose"). i care about my productivity. fuck off

please stop tarnishing the good name of the pantsuit by associating it with hillary clinton

turns out the TSA had more of an issue with the large crucifix I was wearing than my aberrant gentials

going through airport security today pray 4 me

im calling it now: in the future the definite article in the english language is going to be "le epic", not "the"

you can always tell if someones a saint tbh. always with the glowing and the wearing of robes and what have you. typical

saint patrick is a guy who, uh [looks at a picture of st. patrick] glowed and wanted to pinch everyone. he pinched the snakes out of ireland

TRUMP: you know the popular sauce, mustard? i invented it CRUZ: fuck you. no one calls it "the popular sauce"

i will not vote for a candidate who is not currently and does not intend to become a catgirl. i have been burned by "catgirl allies" enough

.@BernieSanders if elected will you use a magic spell to turn yourself into a catgirl on live TV? im trying to decide who to vote for

im scared that future generations will never know the sublime joy of heavily repressed gay subtext