João Fernandes

@joaocfernandes

Sarcasm and irony included

Porto, Portugal
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2014.

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    2. velj

    Novo Coronavírus (2019-nCoV) Recomendações

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    28. sij

    This sounds appalling. Especially the sitting in silence bit.

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    21. sij

    Wait a fucking minute I can either let you Brick my £400 speaker and send it to landfill in exchange for 30% off a new one or keep it and I'll stop receiving updates to my entire house full of your products. Are you having a fucking laugh?

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    19. sij

    ⏲️ As of today, we have about eighteen years to go until the Y2038 problem occurs. But the Y2038 problem will be giving us headaches long, long before 2038 arrives. I'd like to tell you a story about this.

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    20. sij

    Um volte-face rápido: há três meses Teixeira dos Santos ameaçava com processo por difamação. || EuroBic põe fim a relação comercial com entidades lideradas por Isabel dos Santos via

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    17. sij
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    14. sij

    BREAKING: for the past several years has been relying on undergrads to teach a majority of classes in the Computer Sci (ECCS) department oftentimes for little to NO wages yesterday an arbitrator ruled, at our behest, that UCB OWES the workers more than $5 MILLION

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    When your fuck-giving days ended so long ago that a massive fucking barney kicks off six feet away from you and you carry on eating your chips and texting like it’s no more remarkable than a polite complaint over a cold kebab.

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    11. sij

    Andebol: Portugal tem “abertas as portas da qualificação”, diz o seleccionador bósnio

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    7. sij

    Everyone At Consumer Electronics Show Forced To Share Single Surge Protector

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    5. sij

    Cat being a jerk

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    Discussões no Twitter

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    4. sij

    "LOBSTER FOR SALE"

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    1. sij

    China’s ambassador to Sweden threatens Sweden: "We treat our friends with fine wine, but for our enemies we got shotguns.” EU countries should stand up for Sweden and freedom of speech, telling China - stop threatening us or you lose our trust NOW.

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    21. pro 2019.

    Apple, Google, Microsoft, Tesla and Dell sued over child-mined cobalt from Africa

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    A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn't move. This is how they found him.

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    Fashion Nova has become an e-commerce juggernaut for making affordable clothes that look expensive. is a fan. But those cute bodysuits are often made by workers in Los Angeles factories that pay as little as $2.77 an hour.

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    14. pro 2019.

    SISMO (Açores) / Mag 3.7 / 33 km W Capelo, aprox. / 14-Dez-2019 08:21:21 (hora local) / *** Sentiu este sismo?

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    12. pro 2019.

    To anyone considering DeveloperWeek, stop. You don't want to speak there. You don't want to sponsor. You don't want to attend. I submitted a proposal in 2017. Wasn't interesting enough, allegedly, but I could present if I paid them $5,000. (🧵)

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    10. pro 2019.

    Surprising expenses from running a startup: ☁️ $75K/mo - AWS 🌮 $125K/mo - tacos 🧦 $300K/mo - branded socks ⌨️ $720K/mo - Mac keyboard fixes They should include this info in startup tutorials or something...

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