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@joannlizabeth

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    19 Jul 2018

    Cleaning up storage space, finds a screenshot from 2015, no idea who it's from anymore but really hoping this 2018 revival will surface some heat

    2 replies 33 likes
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  2. 6 hours ago

    I’m retiring flirting.

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  3. 11 hours ago

    IT’S TWO-THOUSAND-NINETEEN; SIDES OF RANCH ARE NOT FREE. ALSO WHY AM I STILL SELLING PEOPLE SIDES OF RANCH IN THE YEAR TWO-THOUSAND-NINETEEN. I DID NOT EXPECT THIS.

    2 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
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  4. Retweeted
    Jul 16

    I have lost control of the situation.

    2,325 replies 10,117 retweets 64,499 likes
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  5. Jul 16

    One time a dude stopped seeing me because I had single-ply toilet paper in my bathroom. He did not accept my explanation that I had stolen it from work and really it was them he should be upset with, not me.

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  6. Jul 16

    I was gonna get up, but then my dog laid on my feet.

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  7. Jul 16

    I was recognized on Santa Monica Blvd by the way I walk. Watch out Naomi Campbell! Confused & Sweaty strut is coming for that runway

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  8. Retweeted
    Jul 14

    Behold... the footage of my earthquake set 😱I go from trying to pump up the crowd, to comforting the crowd, to going into jokes as we were hit w/ the 7.1 magnitude earthquake – at The Ice House

    382 replies 7,100 retweets 42,692 likes
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  9. Retweeted
    Jul 11

    SUPPORT SUPPORT SUPPORT

    2,932 replies 20,673 retweets 87,963 likes
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  10. Jul 13

    “Sorry I’m late for work, I haven’t been poor long enough to know that public transportation has a different schedule on the weekends.” - me an angel

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  11. Jul 12

    7/26!! Half Moon Bay! Come out!!

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  12. Jul 12

    JoAnn Schinderle - DARK JEANS Tickets, Tue, Aug 6, 2019 at 8:00 PM | Eventbrite the ⁦⁩ Stage link is up! RSVP TODAY!

    2 retweets 10 likes
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  13. Jul 9

    Fact: I love TV drama’s. If you do too, may I suggest . Show is hot with all the right twists.

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  14. Jul 9

    I miss last summer when I was bleeding into a bucket for money / ‘research’. Now for money I’m bleeding on my drivers seat for Postmates.

    1 reply 10 likes
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  15. Jul 9

    But I’m too poor.

    If you're feeling depressed and you also can't remember your last glass of water, do a little experiment and see if there's a correlation there
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  16. Jul 9

    I want to DM this to a rolladex of people.

    You can just do drugs and fuck losers, you know. You don’t have to pretend to be an artist.
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    1 reply 11 likes
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  17. Jul 9

    First day training on the new job, and of course woke up with my period. Never fails.

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  18. Jul 8

    Every time a car drives by, the apt. slightly shakes and the thick Italian hair on my neck stands up.

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  19. Jul 8

    Honestly thinking about having a child to fruition just so I can say ‘yes’ when people ask if I’m pregnant.

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  20. Jul 7

    Hi my name is JoAnn. I’m 33 and just learned what ‘Quid Pro Quo’ means.

    4 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
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  21. Jul 7

    It’s international kissing day. Wishing a happy holiday!

    1 reply 7 likes
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