Joanna RothkopfVerified account

@joannarothkopf

staff writer , drunk science , happy to be here / joanna@jezebel.com

New York, NY
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Joined December 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 8

    here is a real conversation i had with my very woke, enormous 2-year-old son after hillary clinton's historic win

    138 retweets 359 likes
  2. Jul 1

    a palmetto bug crawled into the shower with me and now i feel i have the emotional fortitude to handle a trump presidency

    5 retweets 34 likes
  3. Jun 27

    If u can't ❤️ yrself how the hell are u gonna ❤️ somebody else? And if u can't ❤️ somebody else how the hell r u gonna make ur mom happy?!?!

    2 retweets 15 likes
  4. Jun 30

    wow check out this classic chipotle frm yore... beautiful

    1 retweet 25 likes
  5. Jun 30

    Can Bud Light back up its equal pay ad campaign?

    1 retweet 3 likes
  6. Jun 30

    read my new column on kanye's video, feminism, and celebrity on my page

    1 retweet 6 likes
  7. Jun 30

    ME WHEN IM DEAD: i cld eat

    3 retweets 9 likes
  8. Jun 30

    does donald even know what he's running for :\

    1 retweet 7 likes
  9. Jun 29

    the man threw his sandwich at the wall n started crying then the boy hugged him and said "u look like a pussy" it was a perfect moment

    23 likes
  10. Jun 29

    man said "i own this subway franchise so i can do watever u want" the boy, w/o missing a beat said "like u think u own women's bodies?” 3/

    17 likes
  11. Jun 29

    wearing a make america great again hat cut in frnt of me and ordered a subway club w extra olives, the boy said "u cant cut lines mister” 2/

    16 likes
  12. Jun 29

    today i was waiting in line behind a mom and her little son to buy a one foot long meatball sub at subway when a man 1/

    19 likes
  13. Jun 29

    it's just so important that you listen to these very tight beats

    4 likes
  14. Jun 29

    if i have ever been rude to u u have to know its bc i was hungry

    11 retweets 20 likes
  15. Jun 28

    so this is wat it feels like to be a fully realized version of urself

    13 likes
  16. Jun 28

    can u distinguish donald trump from this wall of trash back drop? it is a magic eye puzzle

    Donald Trump gives speech in front of mighty wall of trash
    1 retweet 11 likes
  17. Jun 28

    but i'm no hero

    7 likes
  18. Jun 28

    thank u for complimenting my cindy crawford-esque beauty mark but it is actually a flaky pimple that ive been quietly battling for a week :)

    17 likes
  19. Jun 26

    here r my game of thrones thoughts

    Important convos with (we are in the same hotel)
    4 likes
  20. Jun 26

    feels like everything in california is like 5 minutes away from catching on fire

    11 likes
  21. Jun 25

    hello from

    22 likes

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