Max DeLiso

@jmdeliso

Software Engineer, Cheese enthusiast

New York, NY
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2011.

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    Welcome to World : 02 02 2020 This is the first time in over 900 years (since 11/11/1111) the date is palindromic no matter the date format. It’s also the 33rd day of the year with 333 days left!

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    26. sij

    one time i took so much adderall i remembered my elementary school locker combination in the middle of a history exam

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    This question and answer are on a DVD copy of Shrek 2

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    22. sij

    Kinda bullshit that peacocks get to be the one animal not in a cage at the zoo. Like when was the moment they proved themselves

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    21. sij

    The biblical flood was bad for any non-ark-based land animals, as well as all freshwater flora and fauna. But it would have been an INCREDIBLE boon for all ocean-dwelling creatures, perhaps even showing favouritism. Have we considered the possibility that God may be an octopus

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    Ovo je potencijalno osjetljiv multimedijski sadržaj. Saznajte više
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    16. sij

    How the Internet is made? (1953, colorized)

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    LEGGY GET TREATS

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    In this new article Bernhard crafts theory with practicality, dismantling common misperceptions about what tokens can and can't do.

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    there are children being born whose PARENTS were not alive when Shrek (2001) came out.. Crazy how the years start coming and they simply do not stop coming

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    In many ways, Batman has in fact tried to impede the success of the Joker

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    me: [tries to resize an image] Microsoft Word: 📎 lmaooo okay... [deletes all vowels, pastes the Aldi employee handbook, starts 3D printing a haunted amulet]

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    31. pro 2019.

    before the decade ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me? jk. u all do. literally all of u want to have sex with me. please be less horny towards me in 2020

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    27. pro 2019.

    Me: hello I would like to take care of my bones Health Insurance: Sure thing! How about an x-ray? Would you like a cast? Me: no, the bones in my mouth Health Insurance: OH HO HO no, not your TEETH bones

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